There are no stupid riddles

[FZD]

I don't think we have a riddle thread.
So let's have a riddle thread.

In order to keep order, let's agree on some rules:
1. nobody is going to follow rules anyhow, so just post.

I'll start:
What would you call CitCon if it was divided into 24 minute episodes, released one episode per week and had obnoxious amounts of canned laughter?

 

[Sraika]

I don't think we have a riddle thread.
So let's have a riddle thread.

In order to keep order, let's agree on some rules:
1. nobody is going to follow rules anyhow, so just post.

I'll start:
What would you call CitCon if it was divided into 24 minute episodes, released one episode per week and had obnoxious amounts of canned laughter?

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

 

[Grimbli]

What would you call CitCon if it was divided into 24 minute episodes, released one episode per week and had obnoxious amounts of canned laughter?

Big Bang Theory

 

[Devil Dog Hog]

What would you call CitCon if it was divided into 24 minute episodes, released one episode per week and had obnoxious amounts of canned laughter?

Mythic Quest

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SsqG4uBVPs

 

[Thalstan]

A cit com?

 

[SoloFlyer]

Mary has four children April, May and June were the first three What was the name of the 4th

 

[Lorddarthvik]

Mary has four children April, May and June were the first three What was the name of the 4th

Independence?

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

Mary has four children April, May and June were the first three What was the name of the 4th

Graham?

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

I have curves but no road, a bed but can't sleep and a mouth but can't eat. What am I?

 

[Blind Owl]

I have curves but no road, a bed but can't sleep and a mouth but can't eat. What am I?

A river.

Of beer.

 

[Blind Owl]

What is the one thing on earth broken by naming it?

 

[Sraika]

Mary has four children April, May and June were the first three What was the name of the 4th

...what?

What is the one thing on earth broken by naming it?

an egg, or something

 

[Blind Owl]

an egg, or something

Nope. Lol.

 

[August]

The vows of fidelity in the French marriage act.

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

A river.

Correct, my favorite one that one.

Of beer.

Even better! Now this is my favorite one.

What is the one thing on earth broken by naming it?

Anonymity.

 

[Thalstan]

What is the one thing on earth broken by naming it?

Silence

 

[SoloFlyer]

...what?

Correct.

As a whole I am both safe and secure. Behead me and I become a place of meeting. Behead me again and I am the partner of ready. Restore me and I become the domain of beasts. What am I?

 

[Fin_Corso]

Stable

 

[FZD]

A cit com?

This was, by the way, correct. I'd also accepted just sitcom.

 

[FZD]

I can not crash and burn, but I can burn and crash.
I can not see the TV, but the TV can see me.
I go round and round while staying still.
What am I?

EDIT added 3rd line