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I think the correct answer goes... on and on...
Repeat. Pete and Repeat are in a boat, Pete fell out. Who's left? Repeat. Pete and Repeat are in a boat, Pete fell out. Who's left? Repeat. Pete and Repeat are in a boat, Pete fell out. Who's left?

... and so on. I remember this one from somewhere or one like it.
correct!

A man and his son are in a car accident. The man dies but the son is rushed to the hospital for surgery. The doctor takes one look at him and says "I cannot operate, this is my son." How is this possible?
 
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No excuse! People here have a sixth sense for beer. And me, the guy who doesn't drink, gets it.
Well, in this, you're not alone. There are a few of us who don't/can't drink. In my case, it's related to an injury. It changed the flavor of several things, beer included. No idea why, but it tastes to me mostly like wet sand now. Beef changed, if I have a steak it tastes like wet leather (and leatherwork used to be a hobby of mine, so I know what that tastes like). Other things changed for me too, but I'll spare you the other details.
 
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Satellite?
Entering the Earth's atmosphere would cause it to burn before crashing. Satellites broadcast so they aren't aware of the receiver but the TV will know if it's not getting anything. And satellites oft are in geostationary orbit.
 

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I am a bull that weights billions of tons,
I am a whole that's light years apart,
I am a group unaware of its members,
What am I?
 
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The ever elusive SC constellation Taurus? J/k my answer is the actual constellation
Correct. Both would be acceptable

Victoria travelled around the globe,
Mary, Henri and Peter went to war,
Catarina got kidnapped in Singapore,
and Chris went to explore the stars.
What are we?
 
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Victoria travelled around the globe,
Mary, Henri and Peter went to war,
Catarina got kidnapped in Singapore,
and Chris went to explore the stars.
What are we?
All of these names are of carracks.
 
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All who have ever lived, I have supported.
I am everywhere you have ever been.
Right now I am with you.

What Am I?
Ground. Hmm. Well, I've been sailing a lot, no ground there. But Earth is everywhere. Except if you're an astronaut.
Well, I'll say Air.
 

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Ground. Hmm. Well, I've been sailing a lot, no ground there. But Earth is everywhere. Except if you're an astronaut.
Well, I'll say Air.
Excellent, I hope I didn't give it away with the first letter of each line :like:
 
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