... It's not even lunch and I found myself eating chocolate mint shit that I happen to have in my desk (in a bag). then he said some more and I now have a craving for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for some reason.
... It's not even lunch and I found myself eating chocolate mint shit that I happen to have in my desk (in a bag). then he said some more and I now have a craving for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for some reason.
You losers are out here shitposting on the forums and I'm playing 4D shitpost!
hmm... are we in the wrong business?Ah the heat of summer be upon us. And then the blessed cool air did not blow. But fear not for Amazon was here to save me 300 plus dollars. For only Amazon would sell me a new motor start capacitor for 12 dollars and not charge me for a service tech to take 3 mins to install said part for 300 dollars.
I wish it were soAh the heat of summer be upon us ...
Sometimes I think so, but I do so enjoy my chair. And added bonus of Covid is I no longer have any meat space meetings.hmm... are we in the wrong business?
A mathematician is having problems with a leaky sink, so he calls a plumber.
The plumber comes over and quickly fixes the sink. The professor is happy until he gets the bill. He tells the plumber, "This is outrageous! You charge more for an hour than I make in a whole day!"
The plumber tells him, "You know, we are always looking for more plumbers. You could become a plumber and triple your salary. Just make sure you say you only made it to 6th grade, they don't like educated people."
The professor takes him up on the offer and becomes a plumber. His salary triples and he doesn't have to work nearly as hard. But after a few years, a law gets passed that all licensed plumbers must have at least an 8th grade education...Not wanting to admit he lied on his application, he signs up for night classes.
On the first day of night school they all attend math class. The teacher wants to gauge the class so he asks the former mathematician, "What is the formula for the area of a circle?"
He walks up to the board and realizes he has forgotten the formula. So he begins to attempt to derive the formula, filling the board with complicated mathematics. He ends up figuring out it is negative pi times radius squared, but he knows that's incorrect, so he starts over, but again he comes up with the same equation.
After staring at the board for a minute he hears one of the plumbers in the class behind him whisper, "Switch the limits on the integral, dummy!"
The trades really can make a decent wage, just don't be a framer they still go home broke after their beer budget.A plumber fixes a damaged pipe in a doctor's house and asks for 200 dollars. Doctor says to him: "Even i, don't make so much money in such a short period and i'm a doctor".
And the plumber goes: "I know sir. I used to be a doctor myself"
Honestly I am glad it's going warmer vs going back into another ice age. Then again chasing down wooly mammoths on my snowboard might be epic.I wish it were so
here in Bumphukt, Mississippi the high temperature over Memorial Day weekend never even reached 70 degrees (Fahrenheit, 21deg Celsius)
I had to turn on the heater when the sun went down
normally I have fans blowing on me in stereo by this time of year
climate change is real, TESTes, and it's freaky
no one else is posting hereWhy do I keep being unsubscribed from this thread? I just thought no one was posting on it.
But Montoya is the leader of the org... so... are we figments of his imagination...?no one else is posting here
we are all just figments of your imagination
you have created 20,000 imaginary friends
Oh! Oh! Shit, I know. First, you should give a shit sometimes, and sometimes you have to take shit. But taking a shit only happens if you actually flush the toilet. ... my wife used to say that shit to the kids.Why do people say they are "taking a shit" when they're actually leaving a shit? Should we give a shit?
I liked this post then listen to this song and got scared. Not sure I can say i liked it.
Haha, well some might not like it but... that is what the Internet has become. I'm just not sure this started in 1999, because for a long time before web sites started carrying it, there was Usenet - and it got to be a pretty weird thingI liked this post then listen to this song and got scared. Not sure I can say i liked it.
yeah, it was Alt Usenet groups where people first figured out you could say outrageous, hateful shit online without getting punched in the face for itHaha, well some might not like it but... that is what the Internet has become. I'm just not sure this started in 1999, because for a long time before web sites started carrying it, there was Usenet - and it got to be a pretty weird thingsometimesmost of the time.
I don't think I ever ventured into Usenet. Even now I hardly ever venture into reddit. Thinking back I feel like most of my online interactions has been with in the confined space of multiplayer games, and even then it's hard to really have meaningful dialogue when you are shooting them in the face or wafflestoping their base with zergs.Haha, well some might not like it but... that is what the Internet has become. I'm just not sure this started in 1999, because for a long time before web sites started carrying it, there was Usenet - and it got to be a pretty weird thingsometimesmost of the time.
Most of your brain cells will thank you.I don't think I ever ventured into Usenet.
Lets just ... ask reddit.... Btw Usenet still exists.Even now I hardly ever venture into reddit. Thinking back I feel like most of my online interactions has been with in the confined space of multiplayer games, and even then it's hard to really have meaningful dialogue when you are shooting them in the face or wafflestoping their base with zergs.