The dumbest (stuff) you ever bought on Amazon.com

Sirus7264 · Aug 27, 2021

I bought a gummy penis for my brother because we made a bet and he won. loser had to buy a food item off amazon and send it to the winner.

Amazon.com: Jumbo Gummy Cock Pop - Strawberry : Health & Household

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NaffNaffBobFace · Aug 29, 2021

I bought a Swiss multitool off Amazon while in University shared accomodation.

I used to collect the things and must admit because of my attitude at the time, that they were tools that happened to have knives in them rather than knives that have tools in them, I didn't think twice about it but I basically bought a knife off the internet. This was a top of the line model of its type and although expensive it was at a price I'd be daft to walk away from, and it was sold and dispatched directly by them so no skulduggery.

Anyway, the estimated delivery date passed and no show so I opened a resolution and was told to wait 28 days because they had sent it by standard packet post, not trackable courier or anything like that. Maybe it wasn't dispatched. Maybe it was lost or stolen in the post. Maybe it was lifted by someone living in my accomodation block, whatever happened, it didn't arrive.

So I wait until the 28 days and advise nope, very much not here. They dispatched another one, which arrived in days, but I got an email with words to the effect (can't rember the exact wording):

"We have dispatched a replacement as a gesture of good faith, please let us know if the original turns up. if we discover the first one did or does arrive and you didn't inform us we will make an additional debit to your card of the same amount with no notice, warning or advice."

To this day, over a decade later, as far as I am aware that still stands and I can honestly tell you I have no idea if Amazon has already done it - All I know is I was advised by the planets biggest retaler they would dip into my account whenever they so chose based on chriteria they did not plan on sharing with me or even telling me they'd done it...

Yeah I still use them, it's Amazon try not using them when you need something specific, but not as much as I used to before that incident, I used to be a regular.

I know not exactly a stupid item (although buying bladed items off the internet is a stupid thing to do) but a very stupid expiriance which shows no signs of ending. The only way I can think to end the nonsense iis to close my bank account and open a new one, but that's a hell of an effort to go through to end a decade and a bit old threat.

I've got another stupid Amazon story from a year before this one too, if you want it ;-)

stockish · Aug 29, 2021

Sirus7264 said:
I bought a gummy penis for my brother because we made a bet and he won. loser had to buy a food item off amazon and send it to the winner.

Amazon.com: Jumbo Gummy Cock Pop - Strawberry : Health & Household

Buy Jumbo Gummy Cock Pop - Strawberry on Amazon.com ✓ FREE SHIPPING on qualified orders

www.amazon.com

An epic way to turn a loss, into a win.

I would have to say the dumbest thing I bought was one of those cans that moo when turned upside down because I was bored at work, and it goes great with a loudspeaker.

Sirus7264 · Aug 30, 2021

stockish said:
An epic way to turn a loss, into a win.

I would have to say the dumbest thing I bought was one of those cans that moo when turned upside down because I was bored at work, and it goes great with a loudspeaker.

he said it was the best cock and gummy he had ever eatten.

Vavrik · Aug 30, 2021

I had day surgery that I had to be put under for, my wife drove me home. I don't remember a thing, except on the drive home I was talking about a cop we saw, for like 5 minutes. Also I wanted to go to a truck/restaurant that has boiled lobster.... It's hard to get good lobster in the Gulf. My wife laughs every time I say that's all I did on the drive. Anyway somehow they got me out of the car and into bed. My wife left to get some medication they'd prescribed for me, leaving one of the kids to make sure I didn't try to climb into the dryer or something.

Anyhow, two days later, there was a delivery from Amazon. A bunch of packages. It had a 15" HP laptop (with 16gb RAM and a 1Gb SSD, two Raspberry PI 4B's with 8Gb RAM, 1 Arduino MKR, and a rack to hold all this in. I checked to make sure it was for me... Yes it was, and I paid for it with a debit card instead of a company credit card. I asked the kid if I got up, she said "Yeah you used your computer for a bit, you said you had to check the email, then went back to bed. Why?"

PeppaPigKilla · Aug 30, 2021

I bought an Elgato green screen to stream

I don't stream and I'm a super introvert

Sirus7264 · Sep 1, 2021

SlumLord said:
I too had some sent from Corsair, since we do quite a bit of Corsair sales, after they tookover El Gato, along with stream decks, and mic stuff, etc. It still is in my little warehouse storage to this day have not touch it, or the mic stuff. I did grab and use the steam decks tho. I too have 0 plans of streaming myself as I did enough of that for work and over it. I really don't know why I got it either haha! You could always do like a test sock puppet show using the greenscreen and black and yellow socks or something. Just a thought! Oh, and do it all silent, but with Dutch Caption's ;) That would be very on-brand for a TEST YouTube Channel. Or just sell it :)

Well, here's to hoping it was the ONLY one of those he had ever eaten. Also, one "T" in there, not two Sirius :p

Oh man, you got the good stuff. I always love getting the good stuff but they are kinda stingy with it lately. And hey, at least you got a decent laptop and the PI 4B's are super useful so plenty of things you can use them for Pep. From home auto to flight sim cockpit stuff. This actually good have gone much, much worse and I cant stop chuckling thinking about how you were 100% out of your damn mind but still bought some good stuff. You had the wherewithal to get stuff you could actually use, and probably would be too cheap to buy sober haha.

I did some more drunk buying last night:

TKC X Switchkeys Candymat RGB - Designed by Alexotos

It's lit 🌈 introducing our first RGB deskmat, featuring a light strip around the edges. Designed by Alexotos. Brought to life with help from Switchkeys. About the Deskmat 900 x 400mm x 3mm USB-powered Solid light cycles – purple, blue, green, red, light blue, yellow, clear 2 light strength...

thekey.company

Dragon Fruit Switches

Dragon Fruit switches are a tactile switch with a 63.5g spring, featuring a translucent pink housing and snow white stem. Limited to a maximum of 2 of any Dragon Fruit Product Sold in units of 25,50,75 and 100 switches. Limit of 2 units per order. Tactile switch – pressing a DF switch has a...

thekey.company

Kiwi Switches

Kiwi Switches are a tactile switch with a 67g spring and T1 stem. About Kiwi Switches 67g Tactile with a T1 stem Lightly factory lubed Translucent bright green housing with N9 Grey stem Same housing material as Tangies Proprietary C³Equalz top housing design Gold-plated internals Packaged in...

thekey.company

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07NTYH4CK/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08BYV4FDL/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Gaming Keycaps The Joker Resin Keycaps for Cherry MX Swtiches (OEM R4) (Pink): Keyboards: Amazon.com.au

Gaming Keycaps The Joker Resin Keycaps for Cherry MX Swtiches (OEM R4) (Pink): Keyboards: Amazon.com.au

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The really dumb part is that TheKey.Co would have easily sent me the candymat, the switches had I just asked the owner. At least the switches. Oh well, it does feelgood to support a friend I guess.

Oh hey @Vavrik actually I need one of those PI's, I can use it to make an Amazon.com Breathalyzer Lockout Device. In order to purchase on my account I have to blow a .16 or lower to use Amazon. Then I will patent it, resell it and be rich :) I will give you 1% of the proceeds haha.

Seriously tho, does anyone want to buy Killa's Green screen? LOL

I'm a nuclear guy words mean nothing to me only math.

Mich Angel · Sep 1, 2021

Dumbest thing.... humm... that gotta be a Tripod for the camera... that was delivered in a softshell package instead of protective cardboard box...

As you can imagine after delivery it was not a pretty sight to open, it was smashed to pieces from the delivery handling..

But they refunded me and I bought a new from another more serious seller and as such also assured it will be sent protected correctly..

And so it was ... :D

Side note: The firs seller that I bought from is not on Amazon any more.. might it have something to do with my happening.. hmm..

CHEERS!

Thalstan · Sep 1, 2021

SlumLord said:
I'll start:

I remember ordering this, barely, but I present to you the dumbest thing I ever bought on Amazon.com so far.

https://www.amazon.com/DORUOD-Keycap-Mechanical-Keyboards-Keycaps/dp/B08R8583B3

The rules you don't have to be drunk when you ordered it but you do have to have lots of regrets.

I'll get some pics/vid of it in action here sooner or later.

not through amazon, but back in 2015 I decided to buy a game package for an in-development game called Star Citizen...Dumbest decision I ever made.

Vavrik · Sep 1, 2021

Thalstan said:
not through amazon, but back in 2015 I decided to buy a game package for an in-development game called Star Citizen...Dumbest decision I ever made.

Now, there's a ~~boat~~ ship that most of us are on.

Kowalski · Sep 1, 2021

Pretty much any electrical/mechanical project supplies out of convenience. DigiKey and McMaster-Carr have similarly-fast shipping times (and will-call centers within driving distance) but out of lack of patience I grossly overpaid for the Amazon version....oftentimes sacrificing quality as well since a lot of it is just FBA-rebranded bottom shelf crap.

NoizeMaker · Sep 1, 2021

It's literally at every local grocer in town...

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00418U69M/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o02_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

August · Sep 2, 2021

I bought a new Kindle but don't have the time to use it.

Texelis · Sep 2, 2021

Gold banana hammock

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