Please don't like my thread-campaign
- Thread starter Shive
- Start date
the Mary River turtle breathes through its genitals, not its ass
Does that mean it thinks through them too?
no, humans do that
It sounds like you are starting to sober up. Here have another beer.
It's a classic tale.
Think?! It's like you don't even know me!
Oh thank Christ!
#wisdom
That's because it's like your not yourself, asking these high brow questions.Thank the gods @Bambooza was here to solve the problem!
2 dl of Suntory later...
Shit, I'm out of Suntory.
I still have a 1/5th bottle of some special edition Jameson. It's not mine though, I'm just safekeeping it till my friend picks it up. What now?
no, I don't have any beer either, last thing I got is a can of whiteclaw equivalent. Sadly I don't have a gun to do a penetration test on it so I have no idea why it's in my posessions, cos as far as I know, that's the one and only reason those are produced for, right?
Shit, I'm out of Suntory.
I still have a 1/5th bottle of some special edition Jameson. It's not mine though, I'm just safekeeping it till my friend picks it up. What now?
no, I don't have any beer either, last thing I got is a can of whiteclaw equivalent. Sadly I don't have a gun to do a penetration test on it so I have no idea why it's in my posessions, cos as far as I know, that's the one and only reason those are produced for, right?
Hahaha, "high brow questions". Amazing! Thanks for the laughs my friend.
Also, I found a case of beer and a bottle of scotch. I'll be good for at least a couple hours.
As far as I know, that's the only purpose for Whiteclaw. And yes along with watermelon they do provide hours of entertainment on youtube.
Irishnutcase
Space Marshal
IT'S THE FUCKING WEEKEND! (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
About time!