Shit new applicants are saying

[Vavrik]

Aren't 30K's amazing? They give us all common experiences to use as recruiting aids.
... now, all he needs to do is find out which one of us naked drunk bastards showed him such kind helpfulness.

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

Seems about right

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For the GLORY of TEST!

 

[Montoya]

This has gone too far!

 

[Vavrik]

My eyes are sore.

 

[mindfart]

Those blonde arms and brunette hands, man.. who wouldn't want those?!

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

This has gone too far!

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Blaming it on AI is a shallow cover story, take the credit for your genius! A harsh funeral with hevy metal music and two lairy uncles is going in my will!

 

[minor_accident]

St. Moon of Raft... Patron saint of nude rescues... Leading the sheep towards the glory of our personal lord and savior, Montoya! ;)

 

[Freak0]

Doesn't everybody know you only need one word?

Aurora.

 

[Vavrik]

Aurora.

I don't have anything to add, it's just that's worth repeating.

 

[Zyllah]

This one is awesome!

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This is glorious!

 

[Montoya]

We don't usually ban new members for bad jokes, but we can always start!

 

[Vavrik]

Something smells a bit fishy.

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

I thi k its a good distraction technique. if they can write a bad joke on the side of all my ships missiles it may help repel countermeasures, but the missile has to survive the joke itself befor it can be fired.... might not work.

 

[Montoya]

 

[Vavrik]

Perfect! He can't count. well actually maybe I am mistaken, but no when I read it again it keeps coming out as 7 words not 1.

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

I misread crutch. Sorry.

 

[Carlos Spicyweiner]

This has gone too far!

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Damn it, now I want a vibroknife.

 

[Montoya]

We only accept the highest quality applicants

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

We only accept the highest quality applicants

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This applicant is far too overqualified! Accept them immediately!

 

[Vavrik]

Our exceedingly high average of being able to fly sometimes is maintained!
WOOT!