Brilliant
Idris?
What? You mean the Scottish Eggs I get at the Whip Tavern (English pub) in greater Chester County, Pennsylvania (west of Philadelphia) aren't really Scottish? ;-)
If they 'aint made with Scotch, are they really Scotch Eggs?
Hold the egg, I like my scotch neat
Who am I kidding I'll eat the alcoholic egg too.
Now we be talkin' Eggnog, aye?
Jaysus that's a memory
No but ...that sounds just as good.
What they do is feed laying chickens on Scotch. It's a bit leary in the hen houses but it makes all-natural Scotch Eggs without having to artificially inject them with Scotch which is what other countries have to do when making Scotch Eggs.
Hilarious! So, hens are wearing scotch goggles so they’ll cozy up to those kilt wearing roosters. It all makes so much sense now. I mean, those roosters should at least do the courtesy of a little rooster scaping down under if they insist on wearing a kilt. After all, who wants a rooster peep show when they pull a ‘Basic Instinct’?
With ingenuity like this you can see why the Romans had to build Hadrian’s Wall to keep them at bay.
That's a bit of ingrained memory.
And then they gave 'em Bagpipes to always hear them coming.
