Mildly Offensive jokes that aren't racist and won't offend anyone, and are rated PG17 (maybe)

[Buzz Lightyear]

Touchy subject!

Hey guys, I'm someone who enjoys a good joke. Mostly those that seem to offend countless people haha.

I know that a lot of people will most likely dislike me for this thread but I'm an honest guy so deal with it.

If anyone has an offensive joke or picture etc they would like to share please do so :)

 

[GeneticPredator]

 

[Blind Owl]

Oh man. With the over sensitivity/butthurt everyone is feeling these last couple years, I'm not sure about MY jokes. Not at all. I'm old, I'm army,and I'm not at all PC

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[GeneticPredator]

I'm not at all PC

Same here. This country is trying to be the most PC in the world. No matter what you say you always offend someone... and then you get back in your face that you're a Nazi or rasist.... so tired of it so i don't care anymore...

 

[Blind Owl]

Same here. This country is trying to be the most PC in the world. No matter what you say you always offend someone... and then you get back in your face that you're a Nazi or rasist.... so tired of it so i don't care anymore...

Amen. I usually engage those types just to stir the shit pot. But this is TEST, and I like everyone here. There's no room for politics or bullshit here. Just good fun. I'll save the shit pot stirring for facebook and all the social justice warriors. :)

 

[Doc Shaftoe]

Being Jewish, Cav, and fairly blunt, I'd have to say the really awful Jew jokes make my day. Personal favorite?

What do you call a flying Jew?

Dust in the wind.

 

[Blind Owl]

@GeneticPredator, is it wrong that I keep reading your name as "GeriatricPredator". I think I read it that way the first time, and now it's stuck in my head. Keep envisioning Bad Grandpa. Ha.

 

[GeneticPredator]

this is TEST, and I like everyone here. There's no room for politics or bullshit here

I agree 100%

 

[GeneticPredator]

@GeneticPredator, is it wrong that I keep reading your name as "GeriatricPredator". I think I read it that way the first time, and now it's stuck in my head. Keep envisioning Bad Grandpa. Ha.

LOL I thought you were gonna say GenitalPredator :D

Nothing wrong with reading skills my friend LOL. Have another beer and you'll be fine :)

 

[Blind Owl]

What's orange and red and looks great on TESTies?


FIRE!!

*Flies Aurora into sun in a blaze of glory*

 

[Buzz Lightyear]

You guys are great :p

 

[Blind Owl]

LOL I thought you were gonna say GenitalPredator :D

Nothing wrong with reading skills my friend LOL. Have another beer and you'll be fine :)

Yeah man, I have way too much blood in my alcohol stream. I'll rectify that post haste.
Seeing letters making up words and sentences and understanding stuff and things. It's all wrong man. Sobriety is a curse I tell ya. ;)

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

 

[GeneticPredator]

Sobriety is a curse I tell ya

Amen! :)

 

[GeneticPredator]

 

[Frisbeerocker]

I would just like to let it be known that mods are keeping a very close eye on this thread.

 

[GeneticPredator]

 

[Blind Owl]

I would just like to let it be known that mods are keeping a very close eye on this thread.

As well you should. Reference my first comment. ;) Most of us that have replied so far are keeping it clean/respectful. I do believe we're doing that on purpose.

 

[maynard]

I would just like to let it be known that mods are keeping a very close eye on this thread.

bring the drama!

bring it!

 

[Frisbeerocker]

bring the drama!

bring it!

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