Xian-Luc Picard
Space Marshal
I feel like we all need to make alt accounts and spam join them. It will be a Test covert operation.
Atlas Defense Industries requires members to earn certifications to fly their own ships!
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I only liked it for the word "twatwaffles" it has a nice ring to it.
CrudeSasquatch
Space Marshal
"Hello, welcome to ADI. Do you have prior leadership or military experience?"
"I'm a Spai" ...long pause.... "Shit..."
http://atlasdefenseindustries.com/join-adi , under "Certifications", it's written there
Xian-Luc Picard
Space Marshal
That's when you throw a Test beer mug at them and run... It is the Test calling card.
This can't be real. This just can't be real. Nobody is this pompous and stupid.
Bigcracker
Space Marshal
My prediction ADI wont last a year into live with its numbers. I really hate arm chair commandos who actually think they are in the military and require "certificates" to do things in a game. I honestly feel that the people who join communities like that are masochists.
Xian-Luc Picard
Space Marshal
You underestimate the internet, my friend.
I got kicked from ADI for setting TEST as my main organization. They really are too uptight.
I think it would go something like this.
ADI: hey new recruits welcone to star citizen today we welcome you to ADI the worst organisation in the game where everything you do we judge hell you cant even fly you ship at all till we say you can but keep in mind we have no idea what we are doing.
Recruits: what we cant fly our own ships well lets all move to test squadron
ADI: no dont do that they dont have tests even though its called test squadron
Recruits: flying of to test.
ADI: ......shit we lost more people,whats wrong with us?
ADI: hey new recruits welcone to star citizen today we welcome you to ADI the worst organisation in the game where everything you do we judge hell you cant even fly you ship at all till we say you can but keep in mind we have no idea what we are doing.
Recruits: what we cant fly our own ships well lets all move to test squadron
ADI: no dont do that they dont have tests even though its called test squadron
Recruits: flying of to test.
ADI: ......shit we lost more people,whats wrong with us?
I don't think they're smart enough to even think that way. :p
Irishnutcase
Space Marshal
Reading their application processes I just laughed because all we needed to join test was to pass the aroura game and have beer then the great shiny head of montoya says "Welcome to TEST, may your beer be cold and women (or men, we don't discriminate here at TEST) be warm." And the rest of us would just say " Welcome to TEST bars on the left!"
EpilepticCricket
Space Marshal
We need some kind of reward for leaving the really asinine orgs (ADI) and joining the most asinine org (TEST)! We could also start calling ADI "Abandon Defense Industries" or "Atlas Defector Industries".
We TESTies needs our own set of certs. I'll start:
For just 1,000 UEC I can grant any TEST member "Aurora Reiki Repair" certification. This certification is a hard requirement for our Crucible pilots and frankly, I wouldn't trust my Aurora's auras to any 2-bit back ally hack repairman anyway.
We TESTies needs our own set of certs. I'll start:
For just 1,000 UEC I can grant any TEST member "Aurora Reiki Repair" certification. This certification is a hard requirement for our Crucible pilots and frankly, I wouldn't trust my Aurora's auras to any 2-bit back ally hack repairman anyway.
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Xian-Luc Picard
Space Marshal
I refrain from comment...
