Channel your shitposting into [CONCERN] that we don't have SOTS #15!
Atlas Defense Industries requires members to earn certifications to fly their own ships!
- Thread starter SeungRyul
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Some of the posts from people that had Near-ADI experiences are interesting.
Perhaps there may be a need for an ADI-Anonymous in the future to help people de-tox and reintegrate?
Or at least some compassion and understanding from Testies trying to help them reintegrate into society.
Example-
Montoya's phone rings- "Hi, you've reached the Supreme Leader".
Former ADI minion- "Uh, Hello Supreme Leader, thank you for letting me join Test Squadron. I wanted to know if its ok for me to go into my hanger and take out one of my ships. I looked on the website but I didn't see the procedure for asking permission anywhere".
Montoya- " (static) ".
Former ADI minion- "Hello?"
Montoya- "How much have you had to drink today?".
Former ADI minion- "uh.....nothing".
Montoya- "Ok. Hang up and have a drink or two or whatever then take any ship out of the hanger and crash it into the first thing you want to".
Former ADI minion- "That's it?"
Montoya- "Yup. That pretty much covers it and welcome to Test. Have a great day and see you!".
I feel like glowing leader would bring alcohol to said ex-minion and show him/her/it the correct method of living. By dying. Repeatedly. In a ball of fiery, alcohol fueled flame.
Barthanes
Admiral
I want to doubt it too. But we had several people there at the meeting and afterwards one of the members defected to TEST.
Wolf Lord Caldersson
Salt Miner
We dont nees spais, everyone just defects to us.
CrudeSasquatch
Space Marshal
We are defective?
Oh shit they might realise I'm under the legal flying!!! Well there goes my chance of enjoying the game. I might as well delete star citizen and my £200-500 ships!
Yes, I thought the first picture displayed that clearly enough
EpilepticCricket
Space Marshal
You're absolutely right, but how about I "hold on to" your ships until you're old enough? I promise I'll take good care of them all. :D
Holy shit, I thought this was a joke until I looked at their website. I just don't understand this shit.
TEST Squadron we have long used the [CONCERN] word to express our [CONCERN]. Today in a dark lab underneath the darkest pit of hell in a black hole on top of a cat I have created a new word to express our laughter at things we will laugh at. That new word is:[CERTIFIED].
Thank you, it took me all of 1 second to create it. Maximum effort went into it I assure you.
Thank you, it took me all of 1 second to create it. Maximum effort went into it I assure you.
We contact our Glorious Leader for this?
Quick someone post his phone number so new recruits aren't lost! Also, for the rest of us to express our [CONCERN] at no SotS15!
Here here. I hereby [CERTIFY] [CERTIFIED]. I do this with great [CERTIFICATION].
Edit: I probably already ruined your glorious creation. Oops. Haha
AntiSqueaker
Space Marshal
This is why I love TEST.
It's impossible to take seriously. Imagine those poor ADI guys trying to have serious discussions and shit about why TEST is so bad, and we're over here just circlejerking over shitpost gifs.
God bless the UEE, and God bless TEST.
It's impossible to take seriously. Imagine those poor ADI guys trying to have serious discussions and shit about why TEST is so bad, and we're over here just circlejerking over shitpost gifs.
God bless the UEE, and God bless TEST.
if by good care u mean destroy them all then sure!
Wolf Lord Caldersson
Salt Miner
Here is the ironic thing of this whole situation. We dont require certificates, ADI does. Despite this TEST has proven to be one of the best racing and dog fighting squadrons. At one point, when we had all hands on deck, we were #1 in majority of dogfighting and #1 in racing. We were dominating the scene (maybe its time to do this again as a show of force). Meanwhile ADI is requiring certificates and is below TEST.
aLumberingOx
Commander
You know what would be hilarious? If we just start beating ADI in all the various jobs and fields in Star Citizen. While their leaders gather around for an in depth discourse with which direction to explore, a Carrack full of TEST members will drunkenly say, "Hey, what's that thing Kirk would say... something something second star to the right?"
"Fuck it, go that way".
"Hey, a new planet."
"Does it have beer?"
"No..."
"NEXT!!!"
"Fuck it, go that way".
"Hey, a new planet."
"Does it have beer?"
"No..."
"NEXT!!!"
Fun fact: 99/100 of newly discovered planets with beer are more technologically advanced than their sans-beer counterparts.
Therefore, in this scenario, we would almost definitely always find the better planets.