Atlas Defense Industries requires members to earn certifications to fly their own ships!

[Wolf Lord Caldersson]

Fun fact: 99/100 of newly discovered planets with beer are more technologically advanced than their sans-beer counterparts.

Therefore, in this scenario, we would almost definitely always find the better planets.

on a true fact, discovery beer in a culture is actually a cultural achievement according to my history professor.

 

[thanatos73]

Beer = technology

 

[AkiSae]

I might just buy another account so I can test this theory....
"Hi I'm RudeCromagman, and I just bought this Constellation something... who wants to fly with me?"
"You're not certified!"
"Hop in and let me take the test"
"Okay, but we're watching... hold on... are you set on a course for the sun?"
"no"
"But why is the sun....arrrgh it burns"
Burning "Yes"

Dang, I would offer a bit of money to see this happen :D

 

[Snakey]

You know what would be hilarious? If we just start beating ADI in all the various jobs and fields in Star Citizen. While their leaders gather around for an in depth discourse with which direction to explore, a Carrack full of TEST members will drunkenly say, "Hey, what's that thing Kirk would say... something something second star to the right?"
"Fuck it, go that way".
"Hey, a new planet."
"Does it have beer?"
"No..."
"NEXT!!!"

we have the best sc racer.
Shive

 

[Irishnutcase]

It's not the full show but definitely is a good show to watch.

 

[Barthanes]

It's not the full show but definitely is a good show to watch.

This is the single greatest educational video on the face of the planet.

 

[Blind Owl]

Beer = technology

Truth.
Beernology. The root of greatness.

 

[Accented]

Truth.
Beernology. The root of greatness.

Actually it's zythology.

 

[Duckforceone]

It's not the full show but definitely is a good show to watch.

i have the full version in case people can't find it... :D

 

[Blind Owl]

Actually it's zythology.

Hahaha, wow. Who woulda thunk? I'm a goddamned rocket surgeon. I invented a word for something that already had a word for it.
Someone pin a medal on me! :D

 

[gladestone]

Lets keep on topic people its not a beer article its a atlas bashing article,

 

[Fade691]

Indeed, this thread....

 

[Black Sunder]

Indeed, this thread....

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To be fair, the thread was going downhill as soon as Seung made his post.

 

[Fade691]

To be fair, the thread was going downhill as soon as Seung made his post.

True, Ive noticed just about anything touched by ADI tends to go down hill. There, now were back on topic :p

 

[Snakey]

Indeed, this thread....

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"luke you switched of your targeting computer!"

 

[Black Sunder]

"luke you switched of your targeting computer!"

"Its nothing. I'm all right." continues to shitpost

 

[Phantomoftruth]

"the power of their [Certify] is nothing compared to the power of the shitpost."

 

[EpilepticCricket]

"the power of their [Certify] is nothing compared to the power of the shitpost."

Joining TEST automatically grants a level 4 [CERTIFICATION] in shitposting.

 

[vindslav]

Meh, they are able to retain numbers with such a rule, so there must be a number of people out there looking for that. Should be interesting watching how this RP community handles the oncoming trolls. Hell, half of the people in this org cannot handle the trolls, and we supposedly are a troll org.

 

[vindslav]

on a true fact, discovery beer in a culture is actually a cultural achievement according to my history professor.

Also the cause of a genetic divergence as well.

To be fair, the thread was going downhill as soon as Seung made his post.

Now, now, let us tell facts here. This thread started going down hill when Seung joined the org...