Alliances?

[Xist]

Jettisoning beer?

Blasphemy!

 

[lex]

Every time we do things, keep a score card of who does the most DPS and HEAL... then give good gear to only people who are already OP. Because they contributed more and therefore it was pure skill, not because they always get the OP stuff.
Everyone else gets points for being there. After several thousand raids, they can gamble their points on winning an item nobody else wants, but they lose the points if they lose the /roll. That way, they're stuck working as indentured slaves forever.

ah, good old times of WoW and retarded raid leaders. I was in guild which worked 1:1 as you described.

 

[maynard]

That's too generous, allied organizations will get 0 since we are providing them with a level of gameplay they wouldn't be able to experience otherwise.

yeah, getting totally pwned by Test pirates will for sure be a unique 'level of gameplay'

 

[Black Sunder]

That's too generous, allied organizations will get 0 since we are providing them with a level of gameplay they wouldn't be able to experience otherwise.

I'm just imagining us mobbing a lone freighter and shouting GROUP PLAY GROUP PLAY!!!!!! And then we leave a card that says they were TESTed.

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

I'm looking forward to this...

I'm just imagining us mobbing a lone freighter and shouting GROUP PLAY GROUP PLAY!!!!!! And then we leave a card that says they were TESTed.

My understanding is we basically crowd ships around their ship, then send in a boarding party that just '/dances for half an hour while the keyboard operators all hammer beer and shout into their mics, and then we leave them... bewildered and uncomfortably satisfied..

 

[Blind Owl]

I'm looking forward to this...

My understanding is we basically crowd ships around their ship, then send in a boarding party that just '/dances for half an hour while the keyboard operators all hammer beer and shout into their mics, and then we leave them... bewildered and uncomfortably satisfied..

Wasn't this what happened last night?

 

[WarrenPeace]

Indentured slaves sound bad so we are going to get you all addicted to beer and use your dependency as slave labor.

Alcohol dependency leads to jail toilet hooch. Do you want that on your conscience?

 

[Arrangingstars]

As Montoya said, we're not making any official alliances currently. I think we'll find out who our true friends are when the game comes out, and then we'll likely ally with those people. It just comes down to the game actually being out though and not making decisions too hastily.

 

[Blind Owl]

not making decisions too hastily.

But...but...this is TEST.
Everything we do is hasty and rash. Except flying into the sun. That takes precision, planning and alcohol!

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

Why can't we be friends
why can't we be friends
why can't WE be friends
Why can't we be FRieNnnnNNDS!

BYOB

 

[Blind Owl]

Why can't we be friends
why can't we be friends
why can't WE be friends
Why can't we be FRieNnnnNNDS!

BYOB

This is you sober. I know. We drank all the beer last night. Ha.

 

[Arrangingstars]

But...but...this is TEST.
Everything we do is hasty and rash. Except flying into the sun. That takes precision, planning and alcohol!

I am the 1% sober TESTie. Well. Most of the time. ;)

 

[Wolf Lord Caldersson]

I personally would love to support the smaller orgs out there. Give them a chance to experience gameplay elements that they otherwise would be very hard to access.

This is the only way I see it working. Almost all the big orgs have a theme. That is to say they are pirates or mercs or transporters etc etc. TEST is a tentacled monster, fueled off beer, that does everything. Another org is always going to see it in a bad light. Mercs are going to see us as pirates, pirates will see us as mercs or transports depending how strong/effective they are, transports will see us as pirates. These larger orgs are going to have the numbers to stand up to themselves unless we pull put attention to absolutely destroying them.


Small orgs on the other hand that get on our good side, and know they cant stand on their own or even a detachment of TEST, they are going to be sponsored by TEST. We are a ticket for them to be lifted to areas they could never go. A ticket to a capital ship armada that can take them into deep space or vaduul territory a large mining rig to make profits, a large trading partner to sell their goods. Smaller orgs with the right attitude will see TEST as a beacon to achieve what they can't alone, or simply a big brother from mercs or pirates.


To conclude, this was written in the bathroom and Stars is a alchy. She is constantly drunk dont let her fool. Drinking that hobo special from a boot.

 

[Grimbli]

I am the 1% sober TESTie. Well. Most of the time. ;)

1% sober TESTie just means she only has a 1.0 BAC instead of higher like the rest of us!

 

[Kni9ht]

Didn't somebody try this before?

 

[Blind Owl]

Didn't somebody try this before?

That was beautiful.

 

[Blind Owl]

I am the 1% sober TESTie. Well. Most of the time. ;)

You're 1% sober...so 99% drunk. I see what you did there. ;)

 

[WarrenPeace]

Small orgs on the other hand that get on our good side, and know they cant stand on their own or even a detachment of TEST, they are going to be sponsored by TEST. We are a ticket for them to be lifted to areas they could never go.

 

[Grimbli]

Didn't somebody try this before?

If I had seen this before I joined, I would have joined.

 

[Fade691]

Didn't somebody try this before?

Amazing, Our propaganda machine at its finest :)