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Han Burgundy
Space Marshal From The Friggin' Moon
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Dear CIG, Please give me something new to do before September. That is all.
The time for titties and dragons has finally arrived. My body is ready...
The only hangover I get is a feeling of refreshed glory following an excellent night's sleep. #ChooseToSnooze
I...I felt a disturbance in the force this morning; as if hundreds of voices suddenly lept in joy. Have the Evocati begun their great work?
It's Thursday, and I be thirsty for dat ATV goodness. My body is ready...
I want to Jump a Nox off a cliff and into an awaiting Caterpillar.
Welcome to Monday! Please keep your hands and arms inside the vehicle as your soul is slowly extracted through your urethra.
ATV has slightly renewed my Hype. We shall see how long I can make it last this time...
Happy boom-boom day! Remember, kids: Please keep your genitals away from any and all explosive devices.
Its a mathematical certainty that some poor mulleted american is spending his last weekend with his thumbs attached...
Nothing says freedom like the irresponsible use of high explosives...
I've always wanted to spin-kick Margaret Thatcher out of a moving train, and I've just realized that dream is gone now...
Thirsty Thursday. Alright Alright Alriiight
Day 176: Still holding out hope for 3.0. Morale is low, but the navigator is high; so I guess there's nothing to fret about...
Note to self: Not everyone will understand when I tell them that I am a TESTie. They assume it means I'm into weird shit. I am, but...cmon.
Turns out I get to experience the joys of Monday twice a week as well. Han: 1 Universe: 1
Wednesdays off: I get to experience the joy of Friday twice a week!
Hello Monday, my old friend. It's time to walk with you again...
As long as THEY leave a red streak on my windshield, I don't care what shade of brown the streak on my chair is...
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