Obligatory post pointing out the day of the week...
Han Burgundy
Space Marshal From The Friggin' Moon
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Your milkshake is nice and all, but you should see what my SMOOTHIE brings to the yard...
Decided to go ahead and apply my $0 Carrack --> Merchantman CCU. If I don't like the BMM, I can always sell it for in-game $$ once live...
If graffiti is something that CIG allows, TEST propaganda shall flood the verse. Tagger would be an awesome profession
Once Star Marine has a "Capture the Idris" mode, I'm going to evaporate out of the lives of my loved ones...just like daddy did.
Thursday CAN actually be Friday; if you pronounce the word horribly wrong....
The kid down the street told me he wanted to be Batman, so I killed his parents. Go git em, lil buddy!
66,000 words of Carrack-y goodness and counting...
I've always wondered how effectively one could modify a weed-whacker into a durable zombie apocalypse weapon...
I like to remove the protective film off of other people's new gadgets. I do it for the raw sexual thrill of wronging another human being...
Holy crap I just remembered that Bernie Mac died...
Arguing on Reddit grants you pen pals. Neat!
"I wish it were Monday..." -Nobody ever
Remember, kids: Acknowledgement of "Hump-Day" is not considered consent in the state of California.
Do you think Garfield was an allegory about alcoholism?
Whiskey makes Han Frisky...
Really? Nobody is going to say it? Alright, I'll do it; May the fourth be with you, ya filthy animals!
Day 9888 of my eating whatever the hell I want diet: Please for the love of god; Don't fail me now, metabolism!
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands for a three-day weekend...They are now known simply as "The islands"
I died and have been reincarnated as a chocolate froyo machine...
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