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Yer givin' me blue balls, maaan. RIP that puppy. Cmonnnn Daddy needs a FIXXxx

DAMN! Caught AGAIN. Pack it in, boys. We're movin' out. Mamma's water just broke. I REPEAT.....We are dilated and prepped for exfil. MOVE!

Found the spai!

Wait....if you said to Ignore your message, and your message WAS to ignore it; Does that not send us into an infinite loop of reading your message out of spite and disobedience?

This whole thread is making me want to learn voodoo so I can influence the team making the BMM to include an internal hangar....

Not bitching, just literally kicking myself for not realizing that the world is....ya know....mostly on the WRONG time of day *Murica*

Well shit.....fuckin timezones....

Wheres the keybind to put my plump pressed hams on the glass? I'll do that one for the photo.

ME? Yeah, back in highschool I used to run the quarter mile in 7 seconds flat......could probably leap over a schoolbus with ankle weights on.....wait, what were we talking about again?

I see EA, I say "No way!"

Okay okay, but where are the REAL pics? The ones taken at 2AM with aggressive nudity and mild vandalism?? (Or should I say Vanduulism)

GIB 3.3!

To anyone who bought one: Can I shoot out of the open side-doors? Anyone who runs is a Vanduul, and anyone who stands still is a well disciplined Vanduul.....

Remember CitCon attendees; Always fly with a rubber (Seat belts optional)

Welcome to the scrotal fold, fellow TESTie. Come, draw closer to our warmth, but be sure to hang out a little lower so we don't get crushed. Us TESTies, we hang together.

Washington State here; My chosen vice is hangover-free and comes in the form of a balloon from a fancy sci-fi device. I also enjoy the occasional old fashioned Tobacky in a Sherlock pipe (I'm Hipster like that)

I....uh...well shit, there's a video for everything.....

Oh haha thats old as shit. hahah oh well. BEHOLLLLD!

What do I do for a living? What the fuck DON’T I do? Every morning when I wake up, I piss pure excellence then prepare myself for whatever the Verse can hurl at me. I live a simple yet lavish life. At the end of the day, all I’m aiming for is more credits on hand than I started with; Bonus...

True....But does it taste the same? For his expert opinion, lets chat with haunted marionette and eternal childstar Jared Kushner.