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I know. You stay classy, Dr. Duvall

I DEMAND MORE AND FASTER SNOW!

If I get enough buzz for a part 2, I will definitely reference some TESTie names. Perhaps there is an eccentric black-market data kingpin named Montoya that accepts payment only in the form of extremely rare and valuable liquors? I DID however reference TEST as a whole in part 1 already tho, so...

Let's do it! I've got an excellent Vanduul accent, but it can only curse in french. An audiobook is a great idea because I personally follow along with books better when using my earballs than I do with my other balls.

Haha you're awesome, thanks for the TESTie bump!

Google says its Frisky something...Dude, I think your wife is trying to bang you. You lucky dog you!

#11, cuz why the hell not.

SHUT YOUR MOUTH! Do you want to get us all killed? You know that tech was outlawed after the Radar wars of 2211. No more of that crazy talk, okay?

Elite Dangerous apparently has a cool night vision overlay function now that looks pretty useful. You think something like this will be/should be in Star Citizen? Reddit thread is here

How DARE you cross out the Holy name of our coming salvation! REPENT! REPENT, I say, In the face of our lord Carrack!

AAAAnd I cancelled my pre-order. I think I'm going to let this thing live in the wild for a while before I commit.

#Vaporware

This is why the whole console exclusivity bullshit needs to die. Consoles altogether need a death blow in my opinion.

Holy shit! Look at the fidelity of those playing cards!

Read a Star Citizen book, folks! Vote for The Aimless Expedition for next month's book club pick! Do it.

I prefer the Ding-Dong-Dung approach. (Load compacted shit into a potato gun and ring the doorbell for a close-up money shot)

Yeah, rolled up in a thin tissue, I know...Jeeze you're not dealing with an amateur here...

You want to test my number two? Alright....got a postal address?