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When will they stop getting distracted coming up with $400 JPEGs to sell us? It's getting a tad ridiculous at this point....As long as you hype fueled bastards keep prying your wallets open for them, they will keep coming up with these sales until their backlog is unmanageable. Cool it with the...

My recent play-through of fallout has evolved from mindless fun to a 2018 simulation experience.

Zip. Ziltch. Zero. Nada. Until I see more gameplay released instead of concept sale after concept sale, I am on a spending freeze. Which is fine, though, because they already have a shit-ton of my money.

On the up-side, you're going to hear a lot less snarky Brexit jokes coming from us Yanks....So you got that going for you, which is nice. I'd flock to Canada to hang out with squatch and owl, but that would just make me a victim of US foreign policy. Better to be INSIDE the crashing plane than...

Make TEST great again! Wait, what was that you say? TEST was never NOT great? Oh.....well good work, chaps! Carry on!

Happy apocalection, America!

But....but.....I COULD HAVE AN EXTRA DRAGONFLY!!! CIG is literally Nazis for STEALING $20 from me. I also happen to have no concept of shifting value or any core understanding of what crowd funding is. This is the same bullshit that car dealerships are always pulling off! I bought a 2012 chevy...

Oh man, looks good! I wonder how many dialog trees I will have to go down before I can bump uglies with every character in the game.....It is the only way to play.

The key to surviving gameplay droughts like these is to find another game. I, for one, have been avoiding the 2.6 itch by walking around 2018 Boston. Fallout 4 really captures what the american landscape will look like in a few short years. Very exciting.

This movie has potential. I hope its not some cliche blob monster or some shit. I would love a movie where the villain is literally just an intelligent single celled organism. If the fear comes from its unknown potential (and possible motives) instead of its physical ability to do direct violent...

At least pick a TEST-appropriate song!

The '97 movie was more of a satirical take on the book, I feel. So it will be nice to see it re-imagined in a different tone.

Sorry, I operate off the Babylonian calendar. You've probably never heard of it... *scarf flip*

When the first lunar eclipse of the new solstice grows red with the blood of our enemies.....

How did you find that footage of me?! SEE? SEE? I am unmatched at my monotone delivery. You just dug your own lyrical grave, son!

You have NO idea about the can of worms you just opened, friend. You are speaking to the man that SINGLE HANDEDLY defeated Michael J Fox in an Etch-a-Sketch draw-off. And don't get me started on my crushing darts victory over Stevie Wonder. I'm a winner, and winners WIN.

ATTENTION: I am now TEST's Official Minister of Karaoke. That is all.

Best of luck, you gloriously pungent bastard! Basic training will make you (more) fit, so you'll be able to fit more beer in that gut-tank of yours. Do.....do you have to kill a moose with your bare hands to graduate?

Drama is what happens when folks take a vidya game too seriously. The main reason I joined TEST in the fist place is that it wasnt full of LEET SuperSoldierCaptains that would bust my balls for not "training". The only training I need to do is with my drinking hand :construction_worker:

I hope 3.0 drops before I can actually buy my own real space ship...(Who am I kidding? Ill never be able to afford one)