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  1. Han Burgundy

    Wooohooooo! CIG is already testing Star Marine!

    I will reserve my excitement for when it hits the open PTU. Their extended radio silence on SM does not bode well so far, but lately I've been a Glass-Half-Empty kind of Citizen. I think the fact that 3.0 is SO big has eclipsed any hype I can muster for 2.6 I am also concerned about the new...
  2. Han Burgundy

    Esperia Prowler Theorycrafting with Purchase Poll!

    Here's how I imagine the use of the prowler to be: You and your friends pull up to a wrecked and floating Reclaimer in your Polaris. You were brought there by a distress beacon that promised a hefty reward for recovery. After a minute or so of trying to hail the crew and scanning the area for...
  3. Han Burgundy

    Spectrum beneficial or waste of assets

    Spectrum sounds like an excellent interface for staying connected to your org and your character when away from your PC. Imagine a world where you can sort and organize your cargo assets while taking a shit! It may very well replace reddit as my defecation time distraction. That way, I can shit...
  4. Han Burgundy

    AstroSamantha is gone, or: are women the better men...?

    You know what? Screw it. You're right. It's time to be brave. From now on I would like to self-identify as an attack helicopter. It feels great to finally be viewed from the outside the same I have always felt on the inside.
  5. Han Burgundy

    AstroSamantha is gone, or: are women the better men...?

    OKAY! Fine. I admit it. I'm actually just three children in a trench coat. Feels good to get that off our chests. In all seriousness: I find your experiment intriguing and, to be honest, I've always wondered about that myself. I hope that someday we get to the point where the (mostly virgin)...
  6. Han Burgundy

    Thoes who say Voice attack is cheating...

    Different folks, different strokes. I use VoiceAttack mainly when I'm playing SC in the vive (Huge virtual screen, not true VR) but I cant find shit on my keyboard with that headset on. There's also something to be said for immersion in giving your "ship's AI" commands. Thats how it feels to me...
  7. Han Burgundy

    Ignore this post. Nothing to see here.

    While playing through SQ42, we must all keep our eyes peeled for it to say "Squardon" somewhere. That will be TESTs cultural victory.
  8. Han Burgundy

    Thoes who say Voice attack is cheating...

    Hey I do that to my girlfriend all the time...
  9. Han Burgundy

    Leaked NASA photo proving life on mars

    I found Rashes on Uranus. You should really see a doctor....
  10. Han Burgundy

    They said whaaa?

    My heart has been broken too many times by the phrase "Coming soon"......Dear sweet, infant, little baby Jesus; Deliver me from my addiction and save me from my ever-rising expectations and cynicism revolving around CIG.
  11. Han Burgundy

    The Testie Times [September Edition]

    Squadron, BEST squardon.
  12. Han Burgundy

    And now, for something completely different

    .....I'm an IT guy.
  13. Han Burgundy

    Hi there

    Welcome to the resistance. (What are we resisting, you ask? Sobriety.)
  14. Han Burgundy

    CTRL+V

    Talking about fun Nintendo accessories
  15. Han Burgundy

    into the wilds

    Yeah, I knew that the Crucibles are a pretty big liability when it comes to nomadic fleets. That's why I've always envisioned finding a planet-side cave that's large enough to set a couple of ships down in to store them. That way you would have both the visual and sensor obscurement offered by...
  16. Han Burgundy

    into the wilds

    1 Carrack, 3 terrapins, 1 freelancer, 1 Star-G, 1 Herald, 8 SuperHornets, and a Crucible. This doesn't amount to quite the force you were talking about, but I see this as more of a "Tip of the spear" group to go out and establish a beachhead for a larger force. First, find an out-of-the-way and...
  17. Han Burgundy

    Hey you guys!!!

    Welcome aboard!
  18. Han Burgundy

    Q&A for Montoya for SOTS20

    Do you foresee TEST operating in a single general area of space, or do you think we should spread our scourge across the galaxy? Additionally; Are we going to set over-arcing goals from time to time for our members to all independently work towards? (like running supplies, para gratis, in aid of...
  19. Han Burgundy

    Reading material for those bored at work...

    Reading material for those bored at work: https://storiesbyleland.wordpress.com/2016/10/25/the-stranger-from-meclan-chapters-1-2/
  20. Han Burgundy

    Hi guys i'm Chris Roberts!

    Welcome to the madness! If you ever feel like flying spaceships with your fellow degenerates, hop onto our Discord and see who's playing and jump in on their game. The more TESTies we can squeeze into a tin can barreling through space, the better!
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