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Oh my god! wh-....what did you do to us?! agh! My scalp is too shiny....You sick bastard.

Cousin! You're here! Welcome aboard the cool-train!

Is this new stuff or just a stitching together of things CIG has released before? Either way, all this is new to me! Looks like the character model they are using for the walkthrough is the old one that they were using forever. That means that the level of detail is going to be even better...

Who else wants to see if they can buy enough lube to squeeze their starfarer into a hidden cave? C'monnn Pirate Cave!

Welcome to TEST! Where the beer is always cold and the tactics are questionable at best!

Welcome to the storied halls of the great TEST Squadron. May your aurora feed the sun!

I was hired by the US government to infiltrate your ranks and conduct a study focused on the combat effectiveness of alcoholics in battle conditions. TEST made it very clear that it was a terrible idea and the project was abandoned almost immediately. To be honest, I just stuck around because...

Me plus a WHOLE lot of photoshop ;)

Good work everyone! I'm pumped for that dragonfly!!

HAH! Caught you red handed! You recognized those as words, you Filthy intellectualist SPAI! Take him away, boys!

Keep your politics out of my psychoanalysis!

I, too, eagerly await the return of luxurious velour to my wardrobe. Zapp for Emperor!

My reality has become a lie.

That quack doesn't know a damn thing. If I ever need help or advice, I just talk to my mother. My beautiful, beautiful mother.

He's Canadian. What the hell do you think?

Meh, it was better than those recurring dreams I've been having of being attacked by disembodied dicks with my third grade teacher's voice telling me that softserve is the key to it all.

You'd think, but the last guy has been in there for over TWO WEEKS! Ugh the hallway outside the door smells like a dead bo-.... Oh. Uh...I have to make a few calls.

No fair! All we have is a black-tar heroin closet. Luckyyy!

You passed the spai test! All alcohol is good alcohol. I love you too, you magnificent Canuck bastard.