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Isn't it obvious? We're celebrating the existence of alcohol. ALL alcohol, you purist scum. Hops or no, getting drunk is the main goal.

Yeah I have a fuel pod full of actual fuel. Had to fill the rest of them up with whiskey to balance things out....

Hey.....the FuelRats are a top notch group of players that dedicate their time and effort to saving stranded commanders in Elite, for no pay. Those ugly bastards even saved me once. I would be honored to be counted among their...uh....rat nest. But don't be ridiculous! This is star Citizen, not...

To be honest? I was watching No Mans Sky videos where they were talking about their procedural creatures and it made me excited for the possibility of CIG putting out some buggars for us to find. That, plus daydreaming about beer again....

Joke's on you, spacecat. I have a starfarer of my own :p

I had a dream last night that awoke a calling, so embedded into the deepest corners of my soul, that I just couldn't shake it. I dreamt that there was a hybrid creature that exhibited the characteristics of both a bear and a deer, aptly named the "Beer" [Yes, I know everyone is already aware of...

Nice short story! I liked how we were left with a lingering mystery. Not every story needs to be wrapped up in a nice bow. A lot of people don't seem to get that. Keep writing, and always remember that the most important thing to do is have a good time with it. People will be critical, but just...

I've actually been using the dragonfly paired with a taco-only diet to create a new defensive technique. Smoke screens are nice and all, but they don't work too well in space. Go ahead and try to tell me that pirates would want to pursue you through a cloud of liquid shite....you can't, cuz they...

Well y'all can spend all your time trying to crash into the glowing orb of knowledge. Me? Well I am going to run extensive tests to see what happens when you piss out of an airlock. This project is entirely dependent upon the success of my new Glory-Hole airlock door that I've been designing...

You know what would make me feel like a sucky spaceship pilot? Failing to crash into something as large as the goddamn sun. Challenge (and possible mental breakdown) accepted.

I will basically do whatever is in my own best interest at all times. Sometimes playing nice is in order when the Imps are nearby, but when the cat is away, the mice will be pirating assholes.

I was going to start a stream myself until I realized what all the fancy shit required to run a decent channel cost. Godspeed to you, you glorious bastard!

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TEST is BEST!

Faith. Gotta have that faith. They already demoed that mechanic in their FPS demonstrations quite a while ago. Wouldn't be surprising if it was a pretty standard thing that one could control. I believe CR also spoke of ships having damaged gravity generators and whatnot as a mechanic (albeit in...

Who else is excited to turn the gravity off and do barrel rolls to screw with people in your ship? Like a snowglobe full of assholes....

Oh, don't worry, I have some words for those extremist dickbags: Coward, gullible, brainwashed, unintelligent, misguided, out-of-date, pawn, irrational, unforgivable. (GoatFucker?) Goatfucker.

Aaand, once again, some people continue to make the world a shitty place for everyone else, all because of their particular misinterpretation of a 2000 year old book. When will we evolve beyond all this nonsense?