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  1. Han Burgundy

    Streetroller gets a $3000 refund from CIG

    I really hope this doesn't lead to a whole avalanche of others trying to get their $$ back. Summer is apparently the time folks generally get a tad skeptical of CIG and I'd hate to lose funding over cold feet and loopholes.
  2. Han Burgundy

    Operation: Space Valet

    Does that mean we wont have to pay taxes anymore? If so, I'm in. All hail Montoya!
  3. Han Burgundy

    G'day Mates

    Sounds like you are right on track and doing the TEST thing quite correctly. You are welcome to fly my starfarer any day!
  4. Han Burgundy

    Operation: Space Valet

    I like the idea! Have they said we would be able to move the bengal while its damaged? I'd bet one of the mechanics of the mini-game that is capturing the ship will be that you have to get it repaired and moving before another org can swoop in and take it from you. That means it would need an...
  5. Han Burgundy

    SPOILER ALERT - Vanduul Ships Conceptual Art

    Yeah, thanks for that. I wasn't planning on sleeping ever again anyways.
  6. Han Burgundy

    SPOILER ALERT - Vanduul Ships Conceptual Art

    That demon is an apex predator if I've ever seen one....
  7. Han Burgundy

    G'day Mates

    Welcome aboard DocProf. Can I call you DocProf? (Cuz I totally just did) May your flights end in glorious disaster and may your insurance premiums go unpaid for all eternity. Cheers
  8. Han Burgundy

    Taking a Starfarer Gemini into dogfights, solo... for fun

    Oh, you can lay an absolute SMACK DOWN with the starfarer if you use it right. You just pop into cruise mode (Away from your attacker) and boost to full speed. Then you decouple (at velocity) and spin to face your attackers. Your "high" speed will make those pursuing you take longer getting in...
  9. Han Burgundy

    SPOILER ALERT - Vanduul Ships Conceptual Art

    AH hah! Thought you could get away with your clever little infiltration, didn't you? You no-good space alien. Your signature GIF is actually you, isn't it? Is.....is that what Vanduul are going to look like? I, for one, find the dead eyes and polka-dots terrifying.
  10. Han Burgundy

    I was told to farm likes here

    Our counterintelligence methods worked perfectly. If you hang out with us for long enough, you will be assimilated into the chill. We would attempt to turn you into our double agent, but we are all too busy drinking to give a shit. Cheers
  11. Han Burgundy

    SPOILER ALERT - Vanduul Ships Conceptual Art

    Sssssssspace snakesssssss!
  12. Han Burgundy

    Potato.

    Well, you found the button to post a new thread, so you pass TEST's infamous intelligence-based entry exam. Welcome aboard! Potatoes are only good for Vodka 'round these parts, son.
  13. Han Burgundy

    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    What in the festering panda-dick did I just watch?
  14. Han Burgundy

    WarCastle HERE! Hello!

    Welcome aboard!
  15. Han Burgundy

    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    Any time I see those mean bastards near the river, i give them a WIDE berth. Those sombitches are MEAN as fuck.
  16. Han Burgundy

    Ship advice

    Since the firegroup customization in my SuperHornet isnt working at the moment, I am mono-boating with 5 badgers. Seems to work pretty well. Especially when you can get in there and take a beating while getting close enough to put some real sustained fire on-target. Hornet=A10 for toughness.
  17. Han Burgundy

    Other Yes, this is a shitpost

    SOMEBODY CALL Benjamin Gates because I think we uncovered the twist ending to National Treasure 3.
  18. Han Burgundy

    Dallas TESTies.

    This is what happens when a HashTag grows out of control. Let's try #AllLivesMatter for a while, shall we? My heart goes out to everyone effected by this misguided act and to those yet-to-be effected by the inevitable consequences of such an event. Stay strong and level-headed, America. We are...
  19. Han Burgundy

    Other Yes, this is a shitpost

    Some say he spikes their beer with whiskey to keep them docile. What I say to that is: No fair. I want some whiskey too, dammit!
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