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Welcome to TEST! Where it is ALWAYS Ten-Till-Half-past-Four. :cool:

That's what they tell me....I don't know personally because I would lose consciousness due to lack of blood going to my brain every time the hot Spanish teacher picked up a dropped pen. She only bought the narcolepsy explanation the first few times..... #ToughTeenYears

Here's my question: When can we expect to see more Duck-based memes and content?

Nah. Kept having issues finding space suits that would fit. (Kids in highschool made fun of me by calling me Girth Brooks) so I downgraded with a more manageable prosthetic.

QUESTION: Can we swap out the second seat for a Keg-o-rator? Who needs a passenger when you have big momma suds riding shotgun with you?

Being a person who already has a significant other, the bars failed to have any appeal after that. Its just a bunch of people trying to get drunk enough to screw something. When it stopped being a participatory thing, going to the bars became an odd episode of National Geographic. "Watch as the...

They would probably make more money if they put ALL the fancy spaceships they built up for sale. They keep trying to rely on folks panic buying when things are available for A LIMITED TIME ONLY. Dumb. There are several occasions where my own lack of self control would have idly lead me to...

The vacuum of space will suck like you wouldn't believe. Almost makes the part where your dick freezes and snaps off worth it. If that happens you can always get a prosthetic. (It IS the future after all) I decided to downgrade from my original package to just the Crushinator 5000. It comes with...

I'm only 26 and I'm already over the bar scene (Being in a Fraternity definitely dried that tap quickly). Do you have any idea how hard it is to make new friends as a 26 year old who doesn't like to go to the bars? It aint easy. That's why I have YOU degenerates.

Good work everyone, it came together well! May each issue be bigger and better than the one that preceded it!

That's actually pretty awesome! A single TEST Swarm-CAT can unleash a team of 24 armed boarders after a victim's ship. That is a LOT of firepower to come down on a standard crew.

If you want to be the cool kid with the alien ship, Merchantman is a good option. It will have a SWEET art style on the interior that will be unique to the Banu and no other manufactures/races (Not sure if there are more Banu ships planned) BUT, that being said, the merchantman will be a big...

Yeah....me and BlindOwl being two of those people. I am thinking on the selfish end of the spectrum. If *I* need credits, *I* can go out and git em. You think Ill GIVE fuel out to everyone just cuz they're a TESTie? Oh definitely not. They'll have to dance for me first. Just like Jamie Lee...

I had to think very long and very hard about whether or not I wanted to melt my StarFarer for a Cat last week. I didn't, and here's why: After 2.4 hit, I really realized how important fuel is going to be (even if they don't keep it at its current, rather steep, price point.) SO, the way I see...

Charcoal?!

I think we all overlooked the most important feature: I didn't see any cup holders. HUGE oversight, CIG. Get your shit together!

Drunken stupor? You are TESTing perfectly! Keep it up!

I see you have met my mechanic.......

Checking in: I, too, am useless with excel. Shitpost achieved. Call Microsoft support. You can wait on hold for 3 hours then "Jeff" from "Millesoda" can tell you, in what I can only assume to be the thickest of Millesodan accents, to go fu*k yourself.

Thanks for the advice everyone!