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  1. Han Burgundy

    TEST Fleet

    I currently have StarFarer x1 SuperHornet x1 Dragonfly x1 (If somebody wants to buy me a carrack or reclaimer, I'd be cool with that too)
  2. Han Burgundy

    Why are ships so hard? (this may be a shitpost)

    HERE HERE! Unpoopable I say! Quite unpoopable indeed
  3. Han Burgundy

    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    .....unless you planned on breaking up with her anyways. The ole hot-sauce condom is a classic!
  4. Han Burgundy

    Why are ships so hard? (this may be a shitpost)

    I think the MOST important question would be; Is there a separate physics grid inside the toilet to properly simulate the turd's brown smear across the bowl on its way down the pipe? There better be, or Chris Roberts is dirty liar. Literally unplayable.
  5. Han Burgundy

    Why are ships so hard? (this may be a shitpost)

    Off topic question: How long will it be until I can take a dump on the shitter in my starferer's captain's quarters? CIG needs to get on this NOW. I had coffee this morning.....
  6. Han Burgundy

    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    Hot-Wing eating PSA: Always wash your hands BEFORE you go in to have a piss. (Otherwise its awkward to ask the waitress for a class of milk to pour on your junk) I have done both of those things.
  7. Han Burgundy

    Deep Recon

    I think the sabre would top the list (of whats out so far) because it is fast as balls. That way if you get spotted, you can get the hell out of dodge.
  8. Han Burgundy

    You know you are NO TRUE TESTie, when...

    I have never been more delighted to stand corrected!
  9. Han Burgundy

    You know you are NO TRUE TESTie, when...

    Bicycles are a terrible mode of transportation for TESTies anyways. It severely limits the capacity of alcohol you can take with you. The future will be full of piss-drunk people arguing with one-another while leaning out the windows of their self-driving cars.
  10. Han Burgundy

    Do you think anyone has ever shouted "Let's rock!" before picking up a Pan flute?

    Do you think anyone has ever shouted "Let's rock!" before picking up a Pan flute?
  11. Han Burgundy

    Naming your digital children.

    Definitely calling my StarFarer the Nogas. Not sure about my superhornet tho....
  12. Han Burgundy

    EVE: Valkyrie - Anyone playing?

    Is that one of the games blocked by the Oculus exclusivity BS? I have a Vive, but Elite Dangerous kinda sucks these days, so I'd like to play Valkyrie...
  13. Han Burgundy

    2.4.1 is a netcode update! PRAISE MONTOYA!

    2.4.1 is a netcode update! PRAISE MONTOYA!
  14. Han Burgundy

    Hey nerds

    Welcome aboard!
  15. Han Burgundy

    Hey Everyone!

    Where do all these Canadians keep coming from?! (Oh...right. Probably Canada.) Welcome aboard!
  16. Han Burgundy

    Howdy folks!

    You will fit in here. I can tell. Welcome to TEST!
  17. Han Burgundy

    Dragonfly concept art, first look!

    This would be less a space motorcycle and more of a space...uhh...Dunebuggy? Still a cool design tho that would be awesome in its own right! Maybe we will get something sized similarly for planetary exploration....
  18. Han Burgundy

    Piracy We got a home in 2.5

    You always added the "...fly" part juuuust as the chloroform kicks in, right? aah college. Fun times.
  19. Han Burgundy

    Piracy We got a home in 2.5

    No witness, no crime. ;)
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