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Stop spending my money for me, godammit!

So I'm looking to take advantage of the Cheap LTI nature of the dragonfly and using it to secure LTI on my starfarer. Can anyone explain to me if/how this would work? As I understand the process would be to: Buy Dragonfly Melt Starfarer Upgrade Dragonfly LTI to Starfarer Would I be able to do...

Copy. Post ignored. Nothing to see here. Move along.

You can't even see it clearly, you OWLcoholic! It CLEARLY says Montoya, thus is relevant. Stop being a fool!

The best way to handle a situation where conflict might break out is to drop your pants. Possibility 1: You get laid Possibility 2: Nobody wants to fight a naked guy Possibility 3: You can use your genitals to distract your opponent before stabbing them in the neck with a rusty fork You can't lose

I bet I could get 8-12 of these things in my beerfarer's cargo bay. Juuust enough to fill a line of bar stools. PERFECT.

Thats uhh.....ugly as shit. *sigh* [opens wallet]

The MSG they use in food in the future is powerful as shite! Benny's noodles are actually just sauce-coated fiberglass.

Helmet laws DO contradict the natural force of Darwinism. Besides, who would want to roll anywhere without their brain bucket? Helmets are where you put all your coolest stickers! (I was the AWESOMEest effin 6th grader)

"Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."

Test is BEST, goddammit. BEST I SAY!

Is.....is that a Heroin bucket? Do you have a bucket of various assorted Heroin accessories?

Welcome aboard! If you aren't sure what to collect, just collect Debt and regrets. Works for me!

So foundry 42 is a big ole box of crackers, eh? Oh wait, nevermind. Spotted an Indian guy and a possible Asian. Cultural diversity bullet has been dodged. Carry on.

That's just overflow parking. VIPs get to park in the cargo bay, cuz cargo is for nerds.

Starfarer = Space-Biker bar! Get yer leather on, boys! This pocket carrier has a HELL of a tap to pour from!

From RSI comments: "Oh modding item 2.0 Soon TM maybe oh Noice ..." Aaaand thats how a Hype train can pull out of the station at a moment's notice, kids. Now lets watch as the comment has offspring... {Choo-Choo}

Are.....are you Hillary Clinton?

Can confirm. Source: He works at a school district with me. I can't spell candian either. We just use the term "Hoser" instead because it's our word that we totally invented. Just like pizza and sushi. It's the American way.

Canadian pirates may take your cargo, but they will leave your ship smelling of flapjacks and beard oil. 10/10, would get pirated again.