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Thank you, Glorious Leader! 18,000 drunks can't be wrong!

I work in Retail. No like for you. Oh, go on then, it's Christmas.

Don't forget the chinboobs.

Thank you, Glorious Leader!

B-but my e-peen!!!

It was a Lambo that turned into a Maybach. As good as the Maybach may be, how may 10 year olds have a poster of it on their wall or a miniture version of it in their Hotwheels collection? Added to that the Luxury mechanic doesn't have a focus yet (and the eventual focus may end up being little...

A worthy winner, lest we never forget that shredded spicy beef.

Many thanks and cheers to everyone for the kind votes. As stated in the poem I respectfully decline the kind prize of some random weirdo arms, please pass on to the second highest scoring shit-post.

Phwoar!

Does TEST org have an AMD Mustangs?!

Update from Lior Leser on what he meant by "lost" when there were some unchallenged statements from Crytech:

The only test ship I think we have is the T.S.S Murderer?

When the pirate section is flipping off other orgs:

If you change "ponie" for "Testie" it might be close.

I played X2 for half a decade. Never did capture myself a Xenon K but set up a load of factories in Presidents End patrolled by a load of capital ships :) Happy memories.

If you have to live on the ship for a week first, it'll also throw an interesting dietary angle in too: Anville Carrak kitchen produces military style rations, the Reclaimer foods high in Iron, the 890J only the richest of cullenry expiriances etc. That'll have an effect on the end product...

Nice video, but what if a second dude spawns while the first ones ship is on it's way? When two ships arrive the second dude will be like "I want that one" and they'll say "Nuh uh this ones my ride home" then a third dude spawns so the second dude takes the second ship by force and then you have...

Isn't recording every shit you take a bit... anal? Ba-bum-tish, great jokes like this don't come along every day ladies and gentlemen, here 'till thursday try the veal etc etc etc.

Random Arms Once upon a time, was a man named 'BobFace, Who said "If I were to win this it would be a waste" Because although he loved flying his ships in space, He didn't want no random arms. But an invitation to shit-post came, And really who could be said to blame, For him making a crap...

Ten out of ten, would punch Kangaroo again.