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I misread the title as "Cave Johnson"....I am now disappointed beyond measure.

TOW is going to be utter shite unless they can peg down the desync and stuttering issues. I REALLY hope they keep this particular bun in the oven until it is ready for outside consumption. If they release TOW in a buggy state and try to lean on it as a new public-facing game mode, it will NOT...

That DEFINITELY makes my dingle tingle...

Nyet. Military Zoom Zoom is for Military Pilots. The UEE needs to keep something in their deck (other than an Idris) that can act as the long dick of the law.

So it looks like they are using some form of particle tech to simulate flocks of birds and bugs instead of the boid stuff that CIG is doing. They look nice, but I wonder how dynamic their interaction is. Scattering from the light like those bugs do is a pretty impressive display, if it truly...

I hope I can get myself an upgrade that turns my flesh snorkel into a fast-talkin' sidekick who is only three weeks from retirement

They most likely aren't going to sell it to anyone. They are just going to roll it out to show it off (Kinda like real-world fleet weeks where you get to look at military craft) That's what I hope, at least.

I think I shall trade my Bug-a-salt shotgun for a 12 guage sawn-off, ThankYouVeryMuch

Pro tip: If you're designing a book cover, but also happen suck at photoshop, lean into the whole "vintage" aesthetic...

Am I the only one who is annoyed that they continue to avoid plucking the low-hanging fruit that is NINJA assassins? How the hell is a bellowing bloody viking a freakin assassin? I get that they are trying to do an England/Templars thing, but it just seems to sacrifice stealthy gameplay...

*Tin-foil hat on* Did you use an installer from Skype's site or one that your work provided you? *Remove hat, but eye it suspiciously as it sits on the desk*

Helmet go *Pop-Pop*

It's just allergies, baby, I swear!

No, but I DO keep the elephant gun you suggested onhand....just in case.

Nah, man. I don't think they were hers. They're definitely mypes if they're anyone's

She is close....I feel it in my loins!

Need to board the Carrack hype train? I know I did...YEARS ago. That's why I wrote that book starring one. Get your fix!: https://storiesbyleland.blog/2018/06/07/legends-of-the-verse-the-aimless-expedition/

I'm holding my judgement for additional news on the SCU capacity of our character's butthole. If I cant keester a good half-scu, it'll devastate my immersion.