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  1. Han Burgundy

    I gave in, I bought Far Cry 5 last night

    Damn you, Montoya! Now I have to buy it. I've heard tales that you can steal a combine and run over bears with it. Count me in. .....fucking bears.
  2. Han Burgundy

    Flat Earther successfully launches home made rocket - Proves that gravity sucks

    Logic is not this dude's strong suit...
  3. Han Burgundy

    I got a fancy top hat and monocle. Ooooh! Be jealous, peasants! (Also horrified to see it in my...

    I got a fancy top hat and monocle. Ooooh! Be jealous, peasants! (Also horrified to see it in my inventory)
  4. Han Burgundy

    Cyclone pic - the level of detail here...

    Nox = Turbo Ninja-Scout Cyclone = Patrol, surveillance, exploration/mapping (Depending on your Cyclone's model) Ursa = Armed incursion/APC and Exploration (Has a pressurizable cabin to refill suit O2) Nova Tonk = Something on the ground needs to get dead, and you have supporting vehicles to...
  5. Han Burgundy

    So I got my DNA results...

    I mean....technically we all probably have SOME Mesopotamian in us....
  6. Han Burgundy

    Video of AZ Uber crash

    This is what happens when one company steals tech from another company that they do not fully understand. Engineers are then rushed into putting the misunderstood tech into a "Viable product" ASAP and corners are VERY cut. This is a huge hit to the autonomous vehicle industry and serves as a...
  7. Han Burgundy

    Plumbing Services of the Galaxy

    Space plumber, eh? I take it you won't be flying a Cutty then? (Badum 'tiss) Don't vote for Space Kitty's. Vote for Space Titties.
  8. Han Burgundy

    How to deal with being left with 3 aUEC?

    Have you tried flying your Aurora at full speed into an asteroid? That sometimes helps when I'm feeling blue...
  9. Han Burgundy

    Oh yeah baby, this thing is getting me excited! (600i)

    I am going to space-walk up to one of these someday and drag my bare asscheeks across the front window. Every man needs a dream...
  10. Han Burgundy

    Vulcan Q&A is out

    We can't use 8 drones to pull us along in a sleigh?! Then WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING HERE, PEOPLE?!?!
  11. Han Burgundy

    Ser, I do bike with flatus. Crumbs in you...

    Ser, I do bike with flatus. Crumbs in you...
  12. Han Burgundy

    Clearly wired.

    Clearly wired.
  13. Han Burgundy

    ...fuckin' white people.

    ...fuckin' white people.
  14. Han Burgundy

    End Hangovers; Legalize Marinara!

    End Hangovers; Legalize Marinara!
  15. Han Burgundy

    Trump plans meeting with video game makers to discuss gun violence

    In other news; I plan to meet with Trump's hotel chain to discuss the recent national rise in adultery and premarital sex.
  16. Han Burgundy

    Kingdom Come: 1M copies sold

    My Body is ready for Bushido
  17. Han Burgundy

    Holy Banana-Tits, Batman! 3.1 is just around the corner!

    Holy Banana-Tits, Batman! 3.1 is just around the corner!
  18. Han Burgundy

    Prepare yourself for a lifetime of spurning the aggressive romantic advances of fascinated...

    Prepare yourself for a lifetime of spurning the aggressive romantic advances of fascinated molepeople...
  19. Han Burgundy

    If you were designing a ship from the interior out ...

    Screw that. Everyone knows you build from the hot tub --> out.
  20. Han Burgundy

    New Lost in Space series on Netflix

    I hope the series contains gratuitous and aggressive Geth Nudity
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