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  1. Han Burgundy

    F.N.G

    You poor, sad, soul. Welcome to the bottom of the barrel! At least we have beer down here!
  2. Han Burgundy

    "Sir, This public library is a place of learning, not a dungeon of vile loneliness. Please...

    "Sir, This public library is a place of learning, not a dungeon of vile loneliness. Please return to your mother's basement. Yes, sir, I am aware of that sunshine sparkles is your soulmate, but you are going to have to stop masturbating with that stuffed animal. It is unsanitary to do-so in such...
  3. Han Burgundy

    All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for grown men to watch my little pony with their...

    All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for grown men to watch my little pony with their pants around their ankles.
  4. Han Burgundy

    We get ONE question... Help me.. what should we ask?

    ....Does this look infected?
  5. Han Burgundy

    Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

    Please put your hands on the Yellow circles...
  6. Han Burgundy

    Connie Phoenix Body Pic

    That gurl thicc...
  7. Han Burgundy

    BRING BACK THE SNOW!

    BRING BACK THE SNOW!
  8. Han Burgundy

    Comedy gold.

    Is it a shit-post or is it a slightly classier Defecation-Dispatch?
  9. Han Burgundy

    I hear that @[3256:@Zapp Brannigan] carries the doomsday virus that will soon smite us all...

    I hear that @[3256:@Zapp Brannigan] carries the doomsday virus that will soon smite us all...
  10. Han Burgundy

    Trailer video - Stargate: Origins

    Duh. They sterilized themselves in order to remove risk of pregnancy from their Bone-Dome parties. They have a MUCH more advanced culture than our own. We have a lot to learn...
  11. Han Burgundy

    Trailer video - Stargate: Origins

    BOO! I want to see a Rom-Com starring only these little fellas: But HBO style, so we can see some of that dirty Asgard nookie
  12. Han Burgundy

    FREEDOM!

    Well then the answer is obvious. You need a spider-web scalp tattoo. Or you could become a Maori lawyer The world is your oyster now, you beautiful bald bastard!
  13. Han Burgundy

    Burger King explains Net Neutrality

    Don't give McDonalds any fucking ideas...
  14. Han Burgundy

    FREEDOM!

    Grow ALL the hair out! Get ALL the tattoos! Marry ALL the bar whores! Regs be damned!
  15. Han Burgundy

    I was partial to Trix myself, but the commercials always pissed me off. Just share your fucking...

    I was partial to Trix myself, but the commercials always pissed me off. Just share your fucking cereal with the goddamn bunny already, ya jerks!
  16. Han Burgundy

    Never thought of it that way....cocoa-puffs are suddenly a lot more disturbing to me.

    Never thought of it that way....cocoa-puffs are suddenly a lot more disturbing to me.
  17. Han Burgundy

    Roll your poop into little balls and put them in the bossman's office vent.

    Roll your poop into little balls and put them in the bossman's office vent.
  18. Han Burgundy

    Shit on your supervisor's desk.

    Shit on your supervisor's desk.
  19. Han Burgundy

    DS out of the Space Ship business

  20. Han Burgundy

    No no, you misheard me. I said I have committed some sick CRIMES.....

    No no, you misheard me. I said I have committed some sick CRIMES.....
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