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But why would we refuel our ships with Beer? Beerfarers are not for nasty fuel, they're for glorious beer! Unless......BEER-FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS!!

Have ass, Will sit for food.

"We are the offspring of death and death delivers us from the tantalizing, fraudulent attractions of life; it is death that beckons us from the depths of life" Dude.....your book is emo as shit.

Problem: Mass shootings that are allowed to continue for quite some time before a response can be mobilized Solution: Kamikaze Drone swarms armed with Bear mace bombs. A system called Boomerang paired with intelligent Drone swarm technology could quickly detect a threat and dispatch a nonlethal...

GOTTA rock the SmartWool PHDs. If I have a boot on, I will wear nothing else. Played airsoft for years and I've always been a backpacker (Sorry, no experience dealing with Uncle Sam's lowest bidder) Never thought socks made much of a difference until I got a GOOD pair. Can't stand shitty socks...

Two of these are lies and the third can only be viewed while you are far too high for your own good.

IF you ever feel useless, just remember: It was someone's actual job at one point to port Microsoft Edge to Android. Nobody is more useless

I'm an antisocial gamer because people generally suck. No Mystery there. It seems like the instant you remove one's ability to get punched in the face, they turn into a huuuge asshole.

Nice video. Well put. I bet the LIBERAL SNOWFLAKES even liked it...

I have so much awesome stuff to watch now!

To this day I have yet to discover a strain of the dank that kindles a belief of La Chupacabra in me, but the search for it sure has been a lot of fun...

Play with fire, get burned. Ignore the possibility of a fire? Get burned. Fire happens, but arsonists generally burn quicker.

Stuff OR Things. Don't be greedy.

Can you kill chickens without becoming the most wanted criminal in the land? Can you fight a giant Thomas the tank engine? Become the perfect thief with use of only a bucket?! NO? Worthless. (Looks nifty)