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  1. Han Burgundy

    Hi

    Welcome to the fray. Joining us will be your greatest and most profitable mistake!
  2. Han Burgundy

    I want a remake of Beyond Thunderdome where Judge Judy plays Tina Turner's part, and Vern Troyer...

    I want a remake of Beyond Thunderdome where Judge Judy plays Tina Turner's part, and Vern Troyer is the Master.
  3. Han Burgundy

    My Box

    *sigh*.....*Ziiip*
  4. Han Burgundy

    -Insert cocaine joke here-

    -Insert cocaine joke here-
  5. Han Burgundy

    Star Citizen: Around the Verse - The Origin of Spaceships

    something something something Burgundy?! My people need me!
  6. Han Burgundy

    So remember that time . . .

    Adapt. Buy a snorkel. Your children are young and will grow gills in time...
  7. Han Burgundy

    Looking to tap the tech cabal of TEST...

    Might I suggest the Soviet-built турбо-дро 486
  8. Han Burgundy

    Interesting occurrence at the Starfarer Wreck Site.

    Have you seen the NPCs endlessly walking into the wall at olisar? The AI tech is most definitely not capable of the actions described yet. They have said before a couple times that NPC FPS combat did not make it into 3.0. If they are in there, they're an easter egg testing a more robust AI...
  9. Han Burgundy

    Interesting occurrence at the Starfarer Wreck Site.

    There are hostile NPC ships, but no hostile NPCs on foot. That is what is going on. There are character models sitting in the badguy ships, but they are empty placeholders with no on-foot logic programmed in. Look at the NPCs at olisar for a clue as to why. (It rhymes with Fathpinding.....)
  10. Han Burgundy

    Went to Vegas with a stomach bug. Got to see many fancy bathrooms!

    Went to Vegas with a stomach bug. Got to see many fancy bathrooms!
  11. Han Burgundy

    *Beep*

    The shame of a thousand aging child stars...
  12. Han Burgundy

    *Beep*

  13. Han Burgundy

    Stellae autem venerit ad nos...

    Stellae autem venerit ad nos...
  14. Han Burgundy

    *Beep*

    Twist: It's actually an LOTR RTS game set to the music of Smashmouth.
  15. Han Burgundy

    We should have chapters

    Some bloke named Richard?
  16. Han Burgundy

    Yo Yo Yo

  17. Han Burgundy

    I've been here for two years!

    I'd say that's long enough. You can leave now. Thanks.
  18. Han Burgundy

    CIG Responds to Crytek

    Lets all file a class action lawsuit against Crytek, citing that Crysis 1 did not in fact make any of us cry at all. False advertising. BOOM, roasted.
  19. Han Burgundy

    "You'll never take me alive & dead!" - Erwin Schrodinger

    "You'll never take me alive & dead!" - Erwin Schrodinger
  20. Han Burgundy

    CIG Schedule Report for 2018

    Under-Promise --> Over-Deliver
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