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Welcome to our festering heap of irresponsible drunkards! May your shitposts be as aromatic as your body odor, brother.

I had always interpereted that statement to mean that the BMM could land (with a full hold) while the Privateer would struggle with such a task, not that the BMM would be relegated to dirtside sales alone. I mean, it would be pretty silly to give something like the Hammer Head a way to dock to...

I always assumed that there would be a docking collar at the end of each wingtip that leads in. Here's hoping it has SOME sort of multi-docking system to make up for its sure-to-be-nerfed size. I'm also hoping for some advantage to the cargo bay to make up for its shrinking size, like natural...

So are we gonna finally get some of that black-market Banu porn? ......I wanna see what they get up to with those forehead nostrils...

I'm Guilded AF and I'm in like Flynn. Let's shoot some stuff and talk...gooder. 🍻

I normally hate the auto-triggered talk button, but it was REALLY nice when we had a ship full of folks. Its just so convenient to not have to think about pressing a button. The guy actually came up to us when he heard me and the Admiral talking shit to NPCs, so I'd call that an organic integration

ASMR of you typing up bug reports for the issue council

Nah, bro, that's just immersion. It was made clear in the Vegan fairness act of 2131 that all meat products, by law, must have an active defense mechanism. It's only fair...

Well we each had only gotten the opportunity to down a couple before one of the discarded burgers had latched onto one of the Admiral's feet and seemed to form some form of gravitational pull that he could not escape from. He ran like ten meters away then got drug back across the deck to the...

Monday night was a shopping trip to remember, as @Zapp Brannigan and I adopted a new backer from the food court at New Babbage to accompany us on our mission to buy some black and yellow. We have done this plenty of times before, but last night was made extra-cool by the fact that VOIP was...

Gotta get yourself a news van and start filming a Test-centric Onion-News-Network style show, straight-face reporting on bugs and whatnot as if they are unnatural phenomena within the game universe. "Though their numbers have diminished, protests in support of equal opportunity seating...

They want me to pay an additional fifty bucks for the honor of walking around their barren planets vs driving them? Yeah, no thanks. A mile wide and an inch deep since the beginning and I doubt that particular issue will be addressed at all. Pass

Go away! We don't want any!

PLUGCEPTION!!!

That's because I KNOW what will draw audiences in.... I'm glad to hear it! I'm a bit biased, but I think this one is even better! Enjoy!