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  1. Han Burgundy

    HELP ME KILL BREAK!!!

    A toxic community and pay-to-win gameplay will do that to ya...
  2. Han Burgundy

    Because of the 1980's confusion over the term "Animal husbandry"...(The Australians fucked them...

    Because of the 1980's confusion over the term "Animal husbandry"...(The Australians fucked them all to death, is what I'm saying.)
  3. Han Burgundy

    HELP ME KILL BREAK!!!

    Countless middle school hours were burned away by this classic diddy: http://www.xgenstudios.com/play/stickrpg (Hint: Give the homeless guy stuff)
  4. Han Burgundy

    Do we start theorycrafting about the idris now?

    It sounds like you would like to work for the insurance companies as a Repo man...(I really hope that they make that a profession)
  5. Han Burgundy

    Do we start theorycrafting about the idris now?

    I'm sure that CIG isn't going to shoehorn piracy into PVP-only, so I'm betting the crime and punishment system will work within subsumption. But the real question here is; No witness, no crime? (Ala Red Dead Redemption)
  6. Han Burgundy

    In that case, I used to RAGE for about an hour after lunch every day during my internship at the...

    In that case, I used to RAGE for about an hour after lunch every day during my internship at the nuclear site...
  7. Han Burgundy

    Brothers Please come to my Aid

    I hear there is this prince in Nigeria that will have your back... Remember: If something is provided for free, then you are the product. You think the cows at the slaughterhouse ever had to pay rent?
  8. Han Burgundy

    Hey there, I think I found an error.

    Holy shit, can I join a second time?! That was glorious!
  9. Han Burgundy

    Naming your digital children.

    Ok ok, finally thought of a name for my Merchantman: TSS Mûmakil
  10. Han Burgundy

    Do we start theorycrafting about the idris now?

    He was talking about keeping a character aboard a TEST-run capital ship. Anyone who manages to steal one of THOSE deserves the damn thing. haha Also, remember that ships will "de-spawn" if all of its occupants are in beds after like 5 minutes. So as long as you dont get jacked within that time...
  11. Han Burgundy

    Do we start theorycrafting about the idris now?

    TEST's Hostile Response & Emergency Assistance Team T.H.R.E.A.T. can be TEST's round-the-clock response fleet that always stands at the ready to serve and protect the interests of its members in the universe. Imagine: You are a TESTie who was digging for some of that sweet ore when a...
  12. Han Burgundy

    https://robertsspaceindustries.com/pledge/ships/misc-freelancer/Freelancer-MAX...

    https://robertsspaceindustries.com/pledge/ships/misc-freelancer/Freelancer-MAX https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioDRcdAkL_M
  13. Han Burgundy

    Yeah, well...you shouldn't snort pepper when you have a sinus infection then. That there is a...

    Yeah, well...you shouldn't snort pepper when you have a sinus infection then. That there is a dangerous game...
  14. Han Burgundy

    New Meatbag reporting in..

    Welcome aboard; Chlballi, son of Reddenbacher. Popcorn pairs nicely with beer, so you will fit in quite nicely!
  15. Han Burgundy

    Do we start theorycrafting about the idris now?

    Heres what we do, maytes; Two Idrises=ALL the beer. Friends SHARE beer. Beer is the liquid of peace. Ooh look, another beer! I forgot what I was driving at, but the moral of the story is BEER.
  16. Han Burgundy

    Houston members, are you ok?

    Think buoyant thoughts, everyone. In a pinch, empty kegs can be used as a flotation device; But ONLY if they're empty. As good an excuse as any to start drinking before noon!
  17. Han Burgundy

    Flock of Owls

    Want implies need. What in the hell am I supposed to do with four of those? That is wasteful.
  18. Han Burgundy

    Flock of Owls

    God dammit, white people. This is why other races can never take us seriously. First the infomercial thing and now this shit? I quit. I'm 1/32nd Nigerian anyways...
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