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  1. Han Burgundy

    BRB. Building a real space ship to race CIG to Yela. Wish me beer.

    BRB. Building a real space ship to race CIG to Yela. Wish me beer.
  2. Han Burgundy

    Million Mile High Club

    Logged in. Walked around and saw all 100 square feet of it. Flipped off some fish. Flipped off the bartender. All in all; a good night.
  3. Han Burgundy

    What is this fish?

    That would be a Peruvian Choad-Tickler. VERY rare. They are drawn to beer-soaked urine, so that must be why it followed you.
  4. Han Burgundy

    It's Montoya's fault. . .

    haha Yeah, the .50 was SUCH a bitch to lug around (especially through brush), but the THWAP that thing handed out was epic. I used to have a SAW as well. Upgraded it with a hurricane high speed gear-set and a 6.01 custom barrel. Had to upgrade the box mag with a spare AEG motor and LiPo to keep...
  5. Han Burgundy

    It's Montoya's fault. . .

    Oh man, I had a heavy freakin Snow Wolf Barrett M99 that was like 12 pounds and I upgraded it to shoot 8mm .55 gram bbs. It was difficult as shit to lug around, but OH so worth it to hear the startled yelps of its victims. My sidearm there was a KWA M4 pistol thingy. I, too, have trust issues...
  6. Han Burgundy

    On a geological scale? Absolutely!

    On a geological scale? Absolutely!
  7. Han Burgundy

    It's Montoya's fault. . .

    Went looking for videos of the airsoft minigun and found this. Man...I miss airsoft.
  8. Han Burgundy

    The FCC says mobile internet is good enough!

    Since our politicians are bought and paid for, literally the only course of action we have is the courts (Which are owned too, I'd wager) So I say we bum off of Canada's WiFi and burn our own ISP infrastructure to the ground to start over.
  9. Han Burgundy

    The FCC says mobile internet is good enough!

    The oligarchy WOULD have fancy olives. CAPITALIST PIGS!
  10. Han Burgundy

    The FCC says mobile internet is good enough!

    A stir is too tame. Topple the oligarchy!
  11. Han Burgundy

    The FCC says mobile internet is good enough!

    The FCC is full of shit. Bought and paid for. Leaving a comment has been proven as a waste of time. It will be ignored. Start building molitovs if you REALLY want to shake things up.
  12. Han Burgundy

    I... am doing... a thing

    You...uh...you put a lot of thought into that, didn't you? Sh-should I call....someone for you? Shall I send them to the Lecter residence?
  13. Han Burgundy

    I... am doing... a thing

    You microwave your cup-0-noodles? Wow, you ARE a horrible, wretched, person. How can you sleep at night?!
  14. Han Burgundy

    I... am doing... a thing

    ...its like a circle. In all seriousness tho; help some sick kids out, y'all! https://www.extra-life.org/index.cfm?fuseaction=donorDrive.participant&participantID=264896#
  15. Han Burgundy

    I... am doing... a thing

    Ah yes, I know that feel all too well. She had an extra boyfriend, I had extra land and access to a backhoe...the rest is history. Tale as old as time
  16. Han Burgundy

    Aww, now I'm sad.

    Aww, now I'm sad.
  17. Han Burgundy

    Don't you mean November? ;-)

    Don't you mean November? ;-)
  18. Han Burgundy

    I... am doing... a thing

    To recap: Charity sounds like a stripper's name, which lead to a little anicdote about the ins and outs of corpse storage. To ADD to the conversation: This is a super cool charity organization that has been doing awesome things for a whole lot of sick kids. It deserves your attention and...
  19. Han Burgundy

    I... am doing... a thing

    Why? Because the holes in your back yard DON'T contain bodies? Slacker... Microwave? HAH! Amateur. Everyone knows the secret is heated blankets and everclear.
  20. Han Burgundy

    I... am doing... a thing

    EXACTLY! Why couldn't my parents take the news so well?
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