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  1. Han Burgundy

    I... am doing... a thing

    I've still got a head and a left arm in my freezer. Does that count?
  2. Han Burgundy

    I... am doing... a thing

    Is it ironic that I once met a stripper named Dignity?
  3. Han Burgundy

    If I prefer Vodka to Beer...

    Beer, liquor, wine; It all mixes fine. (but wine is for sissies and beer is for lightweights, so skip straight to the good stuff!)
  4. Han Burgundy

    Did I join something by accident?

    Someone hasn't gone through the TEST mandated Double-Fisting course. That, or you took the wrong Double-Fisting course and are now a shuddering husk of what you once were...able only to lift a single sudsy delight to your face at a time. Solution: Beer helmets.
  5. Han Burgundy

    Did I join something by accident?

    You poor, misguided, soul. Welcome to the family! IF you ever cheat on us with another org, we are going to poison your dog!
  6. Han Burgundy

    NMS 1.3!

    Installed it. Tried again. Still shit. Still runs like shit, still looks like shit, shit controls, shit interactions, shit flight mechanics, shit AI, pretty cool goofy armpit raptors, shit grinding, shit vehicles (Except for the zippy lil hover craft thingy), and shit loading time. Uninstalled...
  7. Han Burgundy

    Just watched DUNE...

    Classic example of a story that is told better in a book than on-screen. Inner momolagues are hard to stomach in movies.
  8. Han Burgundy

    NMS 1.3!

    A year late and $60 short....
  9. Han Burgundy

    Montoya shows mercy

    These guys must be fun at parties...
  10. Han Burgundy

    Please keep your hands on the yellow circles, Mr Dallas

    Please keep your hands on the yellow circles, Mr Dallas
  11. Han Burgundy

    Propaganda española de Test Squadron (Test Squadron Spanish propaganda)

    أعطني البيرة أو أعطني الموت ... أو كليهما، ربما؟
  12. Han Burgundy

    PSA: Not everybody that posts in here is in TEST Squadron

    So by posting here, one becomes a full member of TEST? Got it.
  13. Han Burgundy

    What a Detail Job!!!

    Looks nice and all, but is it flight ready? :angry:
  14. Han Burgundy

    My Resignation From Aerospace Alliance

    Still struggling to understand why we even care... Its all about DAT :beer: & :popcorn:
  15. Han Burgundy

    Should I pick Elite Dangerous?

    Meh. Cool for VR, but it's more of a magical mystery tour than anything else. (Write your own head-dialogue) It's exhausting.
  16. Han Burgundy

    More mermaid poon for me, then. (On an unrelated note: Never go diving after ingesting LSD. You...

    More mermaid poon for me, then. (On an unrelated note: Never go diving after ingesting LSD. You might end up with a starfish on your dick)
  17. Han Burgundy

    If you mention that to him, he will likely wait until you are both at depth to voice his...

    If you mention that to him, he will likely wait until you are both at depth to voice his displeasure. But hey; Cutting the hose to your regulator IS a hilarious prank, you gotta admit. Stabbing your leg to bring the sharks after you was a bit too far in my opinion, however. Good ole Steve...
  18. Han Burgundy

    S'lut! or Heya!

    SLUT! Wait...I didn't actually read the thread. Are you offering us either a slut or a heya? I have no idea what a heya is, but I sure know my way around a slut.
  19. Han Burgundy

    Deal. I just gotta hit back that prince from Zimbabwe that keeps emailing me and I'll have the...

    Deal. I just gotta hit back that prince from Zimbabwe that keeps emailing me and I'll have the $$ in no time!
  20. Han Burgundy

    The enemies look goofy as shit in videos, but you'll gas yourself out trying to kill those...

    The enemies look goofy as shit in videos, but you'll gas yourself out trying to kill those crafty fuckers. A hall of unlockables and achievements makes the replay-ability pretty long-lasting. Perfect 5/7
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