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  1. Han Burgundy

    Attention TEST: You are toxic, dysfunctional and in complete disarray!

    No, you fools! We do not expel such waste! We must MOLD IT!
  2. Han Burgundy

    My hometown this weekend...

    Yall need to get yourself some roof Koreans....
  3. Han Burgundy

    Oculus Rift On Amazon For $399.00

    You may hear a lot of cha-chinging, but what you fail to realize is that those expenditures do not happen all at once (Nor are they all necessary). This is the whole intended purpose of the up-gradable modularity. Sure, the cable is annoying, but they're making a wireless upgrade; For the vive...
  4. Han Burgundy

    Oculus Rift On Amazon For $399.00

    The vive is built with an extra USB in the mask, removable/replacable screens, modular/upgradable headstrap, front-facing camera for future applications, customizable facepads are available, and they are currently developing the Knuckle controllers that will be 100% compatible with the current...
  5. Han Burgundy

    Oculus Rift On Amazon For $399.00

    Vive or GTFO No seriously. Vives are pre-built to be up-gradable. So Oculus will only keep up until they can sell you another headset. That, and fuck Palmer Luckey
  6. Han Burgundy

    ...r. Beer.

    ...r. Beer.
  7. Han Burgundy

    Welcome to Monday! Please keep your hands and arms inside the vehicle as your soul is slowly...

    Welcome to Monday! Please keep your hands and arms inside the vehicle as your soul is slowly extracted through your urethra.
  8. Han Burgundy

    Quick PSA/Clarification Regarding TEST "Allies/Partners/Affiliates"

    Im going to create my OWN org....with blackjack and hookers! Action NEWS Team Assemble!
  9. Han Burgundy

    Remember the time that Chris Roberts gave Montoya a bottle of booze?

    That would definitely be the most Corporately efficient way of going about it.
  10. Han Burgundy

    I think your ARCH nemesis is that nail you're gonna step on in 3 years 2 months 6 days 4 hours...

    I think your ARCH nemesis is that nail you're gonna step on in 3 years 2 months 6 days 4 hours from now...You'll see.
  11. Han Burgundy

    Predictions for the 'Game Changing' Ship?

    I still think it's gonna be a Banu livestock insemination schooner...
  12. Han Burgundy

    Oh, naw man. I'm just headed BACK to the future. Speaking of which; Beware of yellow civics...

    Oh, naw man. I'm just headed BACK to the future. Speaking of which; Beware of yellow civics. Yikes...
  13. Han Burgundy

    No it isn't. It's Saturday. You gotta stop eating the worm out of the tequila bottle.

    No it isn't. It's Saturday. You gotta stop eating the worm out of the tequila bottle.
  14. Han Burgundy

    I had a dream

    Who said you could get out of your hot tub?!
  15. Han Burgundy

    ATV has slightly renewed my Hype. We shall see how long I can make it last this time...

    ATV has slightly renewed my Hype. We shall see how long I can make it last this time...
  16. Han Burgundy

    Let's take Pyro as our own system.

    Montoya for Imperator! Ivar Messer aint got shit on OUR madman!
  17. Han Burgundy

    Fair comparison.

    Oh, you have a freelancer?
  18. Han Burgundy

    Logo stealing sons of drunkards!

    Hows about we all drink till we cant tell who is who. Then we can all have a good ole fashioned Irish drunken brawl just for the hell of it. Absolutely wonderful culture they have over there. Americans wouldn't be on soo many mood-altering medications all the time if they were just allowed to...
  19. Han Burgundy

    MUST READ (or watch the video)

    You wouldn't want to pilot the legendary RETARDIS?! But it's bigger on the outside than it is on the inside, and can travel through time and space!* *Note: Device requires use of a flatbed truck for transportation and moves through time at the speed of 1 hour per hour.
  20. Han Burgundy

    MUST READ (or watch the video)

    I have 6 words for you: Time And Relative Dimension In Space It'll come with LTI. Newest of the new; Bluer than blue.
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