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Happy boom-boom day! Remember, kids: Please keep your genitals away from any and all explosive devices.

...The stupid thing has a sticker for "Stuft flatbread", yet it has no simple sandwich. This is a critical failure on CIG's part and the game is sure to sink now. Refund incoming....

Well there's nothing wrong with that, sport! :hamburger:

Okay, okay....fine. I may have heard a faint whistle in the distance as I watched that. Choo-Choo, motherfucker...

Ill allow it. Look at dem sweet swollen bastards!

Nobody is gonna stop you from eating a sandwich while you watch ATV....So, YES!

#1: Connie Taurus. Why? It was a cheap step from the Freelancer Max and afforded me much more cargo space. Constellations seem to be quite handily customizable, so I figured it would be a good platform to build on once I discover what I enjoy doing most. #2: Depends. Do you want an extra luxury...

Its a mathematical certainty that some poor mulleted american is spending his last weekend with his thumbs attached...

All beer and no whiskey makes TEST a dull Org All beer and no whiskey makes TEST a dull Org All beer and no whiskey makes TEST a dull Org All beer and no whiskey makes TEST a dull Org All beer and no whiskey makes TEST a dull Org All beer and no whiskey makes TEST a dull Org All beer and no...

Nothing says freedom like the irresponsible use of high explosives...

The voices.....mainly. I try not to listen to the scary ones, but they always seem to be the loudest.

No no no, you got it all wrong! TEST serum is beer, and beer TURNS INTO pee. IMPORTANT: Get the serum to them before it is pee! This is vital for the conversion process!

.....Space Whales? (Or is that what you'd call a Starfarer?) Can I play in the PU as a male Gillian Anderson? What about as a sexy Fem-Gary Oldman?

I've always wanted to spin-kick Margaret Thatcher out of a moving train, and I've just realized that dream is gone now...

Man....it's crazy how de-railed my hype-train has become. I used to lose my shit over bits of grim Hex art before it dropped, but now I've become jaded. I mean, all of that stuff looks cool, but it's just smoke and mirrors until I have it in my hands. CR will probably keep us waiting until...

Too American for America. Kenny fuckin Loggins

Well this is the Explorer's armor, so I'd assume it has an added function to that capacity. Perhaps it has a turbo-crazy zoom on it or it has night vision, or its how you document your discoveries. Who knows. All I know is I would be happier if it were a predator gun...or a parrot. A ROBOT...