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  1. Han Burgundy

    Im nox buying any more ships.

    The exact same thing happened to me. I have shamed my ancestors....but fuck THEM, because I have an Alien CrotchRocket now, and they're still dead! Han: 1 | Afterlife: 1,528,483,126,820
  2. Han Burgundy

    Nox presale has started!

    Are CCUs active for it yet? I'm not seeing it anywhere on the site now.
  3. Han Burgundy

    Greetings Test!

    @James Gunn right now: Welcome to our dysfunctional family!
  4. Han Burgundy

    If you are new to Star Citizen, buy the Nox this week for the LTI.

    If Star Citizen ever gets VR.....holy shit this thing is going to be a blast. Ahh to feel the vibrating roar of that alien machine on my jiblets would be to enter nirvana.
  5. Han Burgundy

    Note to self: Not everyone will understand when I tell them that I am a TESTie. They assume it...

    Note to self: Not everyone will understand when I tell them that I am a TESTie. They assume it means I'm into weird shit. I am, but...cmon.
  6. Han Burgundy

    OMG!!!1!!1 Nox Hype!!1!!11!!!

    My dragonfly is terrified in its garage and is getting nervous about how I'm looking at it...
  7. Han Burgundy

    First image of the space motorcycle, the Nox

    I'm digging the Lone Sniper vibe. The Nox is exactly how I'd want to do it too. Take a shot, move several KM, take another shot. Good stuff. My dragonfly has MUCH to fear today....
  8. Han Burgundy

    First image of the space motorcycle, the Nox

    I feel that this thing is going to be treated like a luxury vehicle with niche advantages. I expect little to no weaponry, minimal shields, and no cargo space. For those wishing to use it in a tactical capacity, it can be a good stealthy (Small cross-section, small/no shields, small engine)...
  9. Han Burgundy

    Turns out I get to experience the joys of Monday twice a week as well. Han: 1 Universe: 1

    Turns out I get to experience the joys of Monday twice a week as well. Han: 1 Universe: 1
  10. Han Burgundy

    Here's hoping I have a better time of it NEXT wednesday!

    Here's hoping I have a better time of it NEXT wednesday!
  11. Han Burgundy

    You'll be happy to know that today turned into BULLSHIT. They wouldn't give me my $3 off...

    You'll be happy to know that today turned into BULLSHIT. They wouldn't give me my $3 off discount at the fuckin water park. I mean, it was empty and I did everything a hundred times; but a coupon is a coupon, ya know?
  12. Han Burgundy

    Whew-wee, ROUGH morning. Got up about 20 minutes ago. Life is goooooooooood

    Whew-wee, ROUGH morning. Got up about 20 minutes ago. Life is goooooooooood
  13. Han Burgundy

    Big Bennys

    Moral of the story: Get your own goddamn noodles!
  14. Han Burgundy

    Big Bennys

    A fool's errand. Noodles are my goal, not money. An American investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellowfin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of...
  15. Han Burgundy

    Wednesdays off: I get to experience the joy of Friday twice a week!

    Wednesdays off: I get to experience the joy of Friday twice a week!
  16. Han Burgundy

    Big Bennys

    What makes you think someone hasn't? If I made one, I wouldn't tell anyone about it because then I'd have to share my noodles! Screw that.
  17. Han Burgundy

    4 days...

    OR this is the single worst hand-job that a pair of ghosts have ever had the misfortune of receiving...
  18. Han Burgundy

    4 days...

    Until I have the live release in my hands, you will need the following equipment to reach my expectations for 3.0:
  19. Han Burgundy

    When orgs go against our Auroras

    A real TEST attack would have half those numbers, because 50% of our pilots would head for the pub instead. (The other 50% have flasks in their cockpits)
  20. Han Burgundy

    Hello Monday, my old friend. It's time to walk with you again...

    Hello Monday, my old friend. It's time to walk with you again...
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