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I'd say that Qui-gon Jinn was leaning toward the grey as well, but I see what you're saying. I want to see the good guy use some force lightning....

I like the alien flair that the shape of the corridor itself has. It looks precisely like it wasn't meant for humans. I'm not going to own one myself, but I foresee spending a lot of time in hallways such as these. I plan on making business partners with the snot-monsters, so maybe I'll steal a...

One could argue that "Return of the Jedi" could be referencing the rise of the new Jedi order. THE Jedi, not A Jedi (semantics, I know). By ROTJ, the heroes of centuries of service to the republic are mostly forgotten. This is by design, to the point where Han doesn't even believe Jedi are real...

Drunk writing is just as effective as Drunk flying. How else would explosives sound like a good idea to SAVE lives?!?

....if Darth Bane's rule of two is adhered to following the events on Yavin, yeah. But as far as we know, Vader and Palps were the only two TRUE Sith in the galaxy. With the master being killed and the apprentice being redeemed, the Sith would be all but extinct. UNLESS an ancient evil, a TRUE...

Rey had better be giving piggyback rides in this one......

Nazi Piglet? Real adorable.

I want to unlock the secrets of peering into the future, so I am going to talk to the writers of idiocracy to learn their ways...

OMG!! Anybody who answers Yes is a misogynist Nazi PIG!

I wonder how badly Han had to piss after being taken out of that carbonite....Pretty bad, I imagine.

You're really going to let ME do the funnest part? I have a weed-whacker in the shed that will serve as a perfect de-baller. Now to find a nice pasture....

Testie BBQ? As in ya'll are going to grill up some Rocky Mountain Oysters? They're best raw, straight off the 'vine'.