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Aw SHIP! I scrapped my plants....

One full year with you degenerates. What am I doing with my life??

1) What are your thoughts on a stealthy Carrack-turned-TurboHerald for a bounty hunting command ship? 2) Were all those inspections that my middle school gym teacher did in the showers REALLY necessary for the US to "Beat the Russians"? 3) Why do I feel that somewhere, deep down in the...

They're finally adding cup holders?!?!! Or are they making a TEST variant with a Keg-O-rator?

I don't know about you, but I drink ALL of my drugs. Last night I chugged four whole marijuanas. It was crazy, man.

Three point oh, please. Thank you

It sounds like you have found yourself in the right place. Welcome aboard! If you're looking for people to play with, just hop into our discord and check in. Nothing quite like exploring the verse with the burps of your fellow TESTies ringing loudly through your ears.....

This guy knows what's up. Welcome aboard!

You could always get a StarFarer Gemini and swap out the fuel pods for cargo pods. Then you'd have a tough as balls hauler with some real living quarters that you can deal a good bit of damage with as well (Missiles+Huge dorsal turret). She may not be fast, but she'll make a damn fine home for a...

No. There was a new Terrible Four movie. I'm saving two hours of your life. Just don't....

I think the AI hasn't really changed. What IS different is the flight model. I think it keeps the Duul slower and easier to hit, as opposed to Pirate swarm, where they seem zippy and hard as hell to pop. I think ultimately this will be the balance they are looking for. Duul have a large number...

See, my stomach is constructed of Diamond and steel. You're talking to the guy who made it to minute 9 of the newest Fantastic Four movie. THAT was rough....

I would do my best to spin and roll like crazy to tangle the cables. That's how you know you were flying right. If I don't puke, it means I pussied out.

Those are cute little amature projects. What you REALLY need is this:

I just tried to use the Mandela Effect to explain to my landlord that I gave him my rent in a different reality and that it was his responsibility to locate it. On that note, anyone got a couch? Apparently this is the reality where I get evicted for being a smartass to my landlord...

This is my recurring nightmare, only in mine I am trapped to the outside of a Beerfarer keg. Doomed to drift forever, separated from my true liquid love by mere centimeters of hard steel. Brutal.

Yeah! Dicks out for s, NOW! Do it for S!

Don't be silly! WE were running the experiments on THEM, right?...Right?.....Guys?