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  1. Han Burgundy

    Jastor

    Your profile picture has forever gained my respect and admiration. Welcome to the team!
  2. Han Burgundy

    Does This Look Infected to you?

    Welcome! That cutty will serve you well in your pira-...er..."reclamation work". Good choice!
  3. Han Burgundy

    Please turn off the animations

    Gentlemen, I don't believe you fully realize what is at stake here. It's the flakes....They follow your mouse. This technology cannot be allowed to fall into enemy hands. We must keep it as festive as possible in these forums, indefinitely if possible. It's the only way to ensure year-round...
  4. Han Burgundy

    The crew of the Aimless is in a real pickle! Where to now, I wonder?....TO THE WRITER'S CAVE...

    The crew of the Aimless is in a real pickle! Where to now, I wonder?....TO THE WRITER'S CAVE, BATMAN!
  5. Han Burgundy

    2017 Star Citizen road map and beyond

    I highly doubt 2017 will bring us even half of this, but I would be ecstatic to be proven wrong....
  6. Han Burgundy

    Requesting the TEST bump!

    Thanks everyone!
  7. Han Burgundy

    Requesting the TEST bump!

    Good evening, my fellow TESTies. I am but a humble writer for our esteemed TESTie Times and I come with a simple request. I wrote The Aimless Expedition, which is a story currently running in The TESTie Times, and I posted it to Reddit as well today. It hasn't received many views (Posted it at a...
  8. Han Burgundy

    How do you plan to end 2016?

    Me and the fiance are going to go balls-deep into my Vive for the evening, while I try going balls-deep on some whiskey and Washington greenery. 2016 was an asshole that claimed my favorite half-alien as well as my favorite princess, so I'm greeting 2017 as drunk and belligerent as possible. You...
  9. Han Burgundy

    You guys weren't kidding about those Pyroburst scattercannon things....damnnn

    You guys weren't kidding about those Pyroburst scattercannon things....damnnn
  10. Han Burgundy

    That was generous of them to leave it like that. That's some good meat up for grabs there...

    That was generous of them to leave it like that. That's some good meat up for grabs there...
  11. Han Burgundy

    Hey, I said A dead cat, not MY dead cat. I'm not a monster...(You shoulda seen how pissed the...

    Hey, I said A dead cat, not MY dead cat. I'm not a monster...(You shoulda seen how pissed the little girl I took it from was)
  12. Han Burgundy

    I smuggled 2 kilos of coke outta Tijuana inside a dead cat. Does that count?

    I smuggled 2 kilos of coke outta Tijuana inside a dead cat. Does that count?
  13. Han Burgundy

    The Ship Naming Vote-A-Thon FINALS!

    Lethal weapon always had the best lines. haha Eenie meenie miney....AYMOE!
  14. Han Burgundy

    The Ship Naming Vote-A-Thon FINALS!

    You caught the reference! You, sir, win the prize for the day.
  15. Han Burgundy

    Be sure to check out this months Testie Times!

    Be sure to check out this months Testie Times!
  16. Han Burgundy

    The Ship Naming Vote-A-Thon FINALS!

    I'm going to model my character after this guy and name my ship "Diplomatic Immunity"
  17. Han Burgundy

    THE TESTIE TIMES [HOLIDAY EDITION]

    Good work everyone!
  18. Han Burgundy

    Today is Dec 21st, the shortest day of the year!

    Thats why I commit all of my felonies on a boat. Once I'm done, I just sink the crime scene. No problemo.
  19. Han Burgundy

    Today is Dec 21st, the shortest day of the year!

    It's the solstice already?! Damn. Where am I supposed to find some sacrificial goats at this hour?! If I have to use hobos again this year, it's going to put a damper on all of my holiday plans...
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