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  1. Prothean

    T Minus 90

    Peter hovered in place, contemplating McKenna's words... He knew how to fix his life. He would become... a born-again space-Christian. Or something. He stumbles further towards the bathroom, knocking a beer out of a waiter's hand, and eventually reaches the relative safety of the lavatory...
  2. Prothean

    TEST Squadron ships... [game]

    Test Squadron ships stole my sweetroll.
  3. Prothean

    Record: Peter Rothie

    Wait, isn't there already Taco Thursdays?
  4. Prothean

    Testing because Montoya asked me to

    RABBLE RABBLE!? RABBLE RABBLE RAH
  5. Prothean

    T Minus 90

    Peter slips into his puddle of vomit, face caked in various other liquids. His eyes track the Captain from the cold floor as his tongue flails around attempting to recover the lost alcohol and headlight fluid. "Psheeewpshwleugh..." He slowly rights himself, and stumbles towards the bathroom...
  6. Prothean

    TEST Squadron ships... [game]

    What one space-potato say to other space-potato? Premise ridiculous. Why have two space-potato? How many TEST ships does take to change lightbulb? 25. One to install light, 24 to scoop ions from gas giant in 1-hour shift throughout day, but time probably better spend look for...
  7. Prothean

    TEST Squadron ships... [game]

    Test Squadron ships meet in space-refrigerator box. "Son is soldier, have many women as want." Says the first ship. "My son is miner, have all space-potato he want." Second ship says. "Son is die at birth, no need women or space-potato." Says third. All nod. Is no space-potato.
  8. Prothean

    Record: Peter Rothie

    I'll need a Bengal and 12CCs of Terran cacao.
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