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Peter Rothie awakens in a darkened corner, covered in vomit and laundry detergent. He moans imperceptibly, and hurls one of his numerous empty bottles at the Division Master. The bottle tumbles from his hand and rolls back under the booth. He eyes the new recruits, and reminisces to back when...

A.K.A How to down a Bengal with only two dozen Auroras. STEP 1 Get really, really wasted. STEP 2 Find a Bengal. STEP 3 Ramming speed! STEP 4 File insurance claim. STEP 5 Repeat.

The one duct-taped to the helm of a Bengal.

Drinking myself to sorrows.

Officer Record #000009541 Name: Peter Rothie Rank: What's below Ensign? Joined: 7/24/2911 Security Clearance: O-5 Biography A 30-year veteran of TEST, Peter served valiantly and achieved a very, very high rank. He also got very, very high and crashed a Bengal into a small colony world...

I bar fight in the buff. I am clean shaven, and possess a crowbar, but it sees seldom use outside of bank robberies. I sold my motorcycle to achieve enlightenment.

I'm glad we're friends, then.

Can I join in? I've never been drunk before, so no stories, but I once convinced a bandit in DayZ to run away by stripping nude and being submissive at first sight. I'm pretty boring.

Where you from stranger? I'm not your stranger, pal. What drew you to Star Citizen? Chris Roberts' charming smile. What do you look forward to most in Star Citizen? (PVP, Exploration, etc) Bar fights. What was the first game you remember playing? I'm too traumatized by it to tell you. One of...