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soft with a

Can I be a Rescue Ranger?

buns in which

Bilbo moaned and

You fucking corporate shill, I'm typing this rant with my Apple™ MacBook™ Pro™, while I drink my Mountain Dew™. You fucking disgust me so much that I have to take some damn Benadryll™ to keep from vomiting in my Toto™ toilet. You sit there and spew out your vomit-words with your Microsoft™...

And then he crashes into the rest of it and they all explode. Operation Cooked Turkey.

, we replaced her

lift, bro. Regardless

FTFY Test Squadron ships make nightmares laugh. Test Squadron ships don't run from danger, they fall down while trying to see it and explode Test Squadron ships can fire a single missile and kill a whole aurora. And then it explodes. If you can see Test Squadron, they're probably too...

Everyone, now that you said it Damnit man, you do this every day

>Be me >Two weeks later >Parents corpses rotted, smells like shit >Knocking at door, oh shit, popo >Ask if they can come in >Brother says we're in the fucking shower >Cop busts window, opens door. Smells bodies, oh shit, we're busted >But wait, there's more. Our life-size UEE Marine...

*hic* Day One... success! Day two... is... goooooohhhhhhBLEUGH

/r/firstworldanarchists

The ass was

Ah, Leftenant Elliot. I remember you. I think. Do I know you?

Hopefully we can just crash a bunch of Auroras into the hull and hope they stick. A Vanduul Supercarrier with an Aurora coating, egads!

the fox jumped

I'm pretty sure you guys know what corrupt-a-wish is, it doesn't matter if you do or don't. Superpower Game is similar, but with a different theme. It requires marginally more thinking. This is how it works: PERSON A: You have the power to control the rigidity of male genitalia within 300...

Was only hallucinate,