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  1. NaffNaffBobFace

    NSFW disturbing occurrence while hanging the washing out.

    Hi, witnessing the following made my face do this, so if you are at work or not up for your face doing this, stop reading now: Apart from logging it as evidence for the day the guy does something truly creepy, what are you supposed to do when you see something like this? EDIT - If this is...
  2. NaffNaffBobFace

    Officer Record: Record Locked - Please Input Password...

    Officer Record Record Number: Loading... Record Number Not Found... Unregistered Civilian / *ERROR - Unregistered Civilians Cannot Hold Officer Records* / *ERROR OVERRIDE* #000000000 *ERROR - Zero Not A Number* / *ERROR OVERRIDE* / *Record #000000000 Accepted* / Name: Loading... Name Not...
  3. NaffNaffBobFace

    I have reached a motoring milestone.

    My car was built in 1995. It has crawled across the face of the earth at the hand of many, but it is under my guidance, 25 years later, that it has reached a momentous milestone: Eighty thousand and eighty five miles.
  4. NaffNaffBobFace

    As the toilet door on the 300 series doesn't shut...

    When in use the 300 series toilet door can't close and there is a HUGE window above it... ...It just seems like a great opportunity get Emotes you can use on the can! My first vote goes to "The Thinker" it's a classic:
  5. NaffNaffBobFace

    How many messages are in General Discussion?

    I can see on the forums links there are 139.5K messages, but it's a bit vague... It could be anything between 139,500 and 139,599 messages, that's a lot of scope. Is there any way of telling the exact number of messages?
  6. NaffNaffBobFace

    Genetics and the Human Race 930 years in the future.

    The DNA face maker is on its way into the game to give more options when making your face in the game, I haven't seen it yet but it's got me thinking about the human race, genetics and what we as a species are likely to "look" like that far into the future. At the moment the characters I see in...
  7. NaffNaffBobFace

    If there isn't an official TEST theme...

    ...i'd like to nominate this I just saw off of facebook:
  8. NaffNaffBobFace

    The calendar says Sun Blotting practice (done for this week)!

    The calendar at the top of this here very forum says there is some Sun Blotting practice going on in 30mins from now at (8pm UTC, now done but more in calendar) https://testsquadron.com/pages/calendar/ The calendar very kindly translates the times into your local if you have it set up right...
  9. NaffNaffBobFace

    Huge news for our hearing impaired TESTies

    @NKato I remember we had discussions earlier in development about how the game can incoporate stuff for hearing impared players: America Sign Language emotes are being made into the game 😀😀😀 View: https://youtu.be/76fpL2RQDmI?t=813
  10. NaffNaffBobFace

    My 300 series ships seem to kill servers?

    Played on three different servers this morning and all 3 crashed after players blew up my 300's... Was in a 350R twice and a 315p once. First time the 350R did its usual thing of exploding and leaving me in the seated position. So I just sat there pushing every button on the keyboard and then...
  11. NaffNaffBobFace

    Redbull gaming did an episode on SC

    And here it is: Look! It's @DirectorGunner in his big green Armour! TEST represent! One or two (or twenty) butthurt replies in the comments section but otherwise looking good.
  12. NaffNaffBobFace

    Got Elite Dangerous for £4.80 in the 25 year Frontier sale

    As the Vanguard is a limited ship that I can't just melt a bunch of stuff and CCU to right now, I picked up ED instead in the 25 years sale for £4.80 Am just playing through the offline tutorials - from playing Elite2 decades ago I remember there was a particularly profitable trade route...
  13. NaffNaffBobFace

    Hair colour.

    I was making my avatar again this morning for the 3.4.2 patch release and noticed when I changed my hair colour my eyebrows stayed the same colour. This means the hair colour isn't genetic - it's from a bottle. Immersion ruined?
  14. NaffNaffBobFace

    0x1002 error

    Hi chums! When attempting to update to the 3.4.1 latest patch I keep getting a 0x1002 error saying there is a permissions issue so it can't update or play the game. I found this: https://support.robertsspaceindustries.com/hc/en-us/articles/360012273294-Troubleshoot-Error-0x1002 and looked at...
  15. NaffNaffBobFace

    Damned Vigilantes

    I finally located Jump Town from orbit and was doing runs up and down so I could easily locate it when all this "Emergent Gameplay" that I've been hearing about occurs on whatever server i'm on. On my second up and down, I get on Chat that someone is sharpshooing but they have no ID on them...
  16. NaffNaffBobFace

    The biggest lessons from 2018

    We stand here on the threshold of a 2019, a new year with past failures put behind us and new horizons stretching out infront of us for the next 12 months. I wanted to start a thread where we can share the biggest lessons we learnt from the last 12 months in hope that these words of advice can...
  17. NaffNaffBobFace

    Updates, updates, updates

    So I got up as 6.30am today for a solid couple of hours gameplay until I have to get shit done all day. Windows updates. Graphics card driver updates. SC updates. Steam updates. 2 hours later game time is over and it's still stinking updating. Any way to disable updates until I say so?? I...
  18. NaffNaffBobFace

    Come, all ye faithful...

    It's christmas and no one has done a Christmas Avatar thread yet, so come all ye faithful, be joyful and triumphant and display your MS Paint skillz to the world with a festive themed Avatar. <<< Heres the one I made in 2007. Remember, you can't spell "Paint" without "Pain".
  19. NaffNaffBobFace

    RSI Phoenix pilots - a question

    Hi guys - I was looking at the Anniversary Sale Phoenix trying to wok out how many were left in the limited stock when something else caught my attention: Look at the lowest engine - on my Connie there is a part of the engine about half way along that looks like a thruster but the only the...
  20. NaffNaffBobFace

    If you'd told me in 2016

    [If you'd told me in 2016] that we'd have the Aerospace Expo as a destination to go to, explore and enjoy in game, I'd genuinely have not have believed you. Next year some NPC stalls selling in game stuff would be the finishing touch of polish, but otherwise... well, it's just made me pause and...
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