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I salute your bravery and believe we have a perfect place for you in our meatshield platoon. It comes with wonderful benefits like all the beer you can drink on the job. The only thing you have to do is show up and stand shoulder to shoulder with your fellow bullet sponges and laugh in the face...

Don't worry, over half of us will understand your jokes and the other half will laugh because they're a bunch of drunks and everyone else is laughing too. Speaking of which, the nuggets get the first round on them. BEER FOR EVERYONE!

Im going to jump on the @Blind Owl band wagon cause why not! Though Im not sure how many @Blind Owl *pings* I can extract from one paragraph, its sttill fun to @Blind Owl as much as I can. I just hope @Blind Owl doesnt hunt me down in my sleep and pounce on me, doing ungodly who knows what. He...

What irks me is that it's based solely upon the monthly email that CIG sends out and redit reactions of "outrage". Yea, that's real hard reporting right there. What about the procedurally driven river tech that follows the terrain, the voxel deformation of the ground, or the new refueling...

Found this amusing tidbit on PC gamer about bedsheets deformation. What about the "Bed making" game play I need for my immersive experience damn it! https://www.pcgamer.com/star-citizen-is-doing-bedsheet-deformation-physics-now-because-of-course-it-is/

Cookies dont go with beer.. . . peanuts go with beer. Or bratwurst, you can make Beer Brats then.Cookies just get soggy and fall in my beer, then make the last couple of gulps chunky. And let me tell you, chunky chunks when your chugging makes for chunky chunks coming back up.

I welcome you to the squadron, and while it is true we had beer, we drank it all as you said "Look forward . . ". We do hope you will bring some with you though, we get awful thristy around here , especially when the glorious leader starts to rant on the tubeyou box.

Like all things in life since the dawn of man kind and cavemen agreed that the fire stick Gronk found was equal to five mammoth carcasses, the price of anything is negotiable and equal to what the market is willing to support.

Its more of a cross between a wet fart and a vomit burp, at the same time, and just as uncomfortable and gross when you try to explain to your wife where all the money in savings went "But, but honey, i didnt want to miss out on the next big thing, it was a surefire way to make some serious...

The world has always been a sorry shithole with bad people in power doing bad things and the enablers profiting off their crimes until its too late. Its the weak, poor, and helpless that suffers everytime. This Russian song and dance isn't new and it will continue until they actually have a...

LET THE PIRACY BEGIN! MWUAHAHAHA!

Fuck Kenobi, GIVE ME THE VADER!

What does the winner get?

Give me Endevour or give me death!

I mushroom stamped a big ole TESTicle onto the side of the Idris, but then someone went and blew it up with an Aurora before I could take a screen shot. Sorry boys, I let ya down.

All that Soylent Green going to waste. Those NPC's on Orison arnt gona farm themselves.

So heres the first thing you do, you pull out your credit card, buy a Javalin capital ship, then go into the gift tab and put my name in then hit enter. Then you go through the 7 stages of grief and at then end I'll take you for a ride on my new Javalin to make you feel better. Oh, and make sure...

I find that when I don't know what direction I'm going, and if I don't have a particular destination in mind, or if I'm not sure how to get there, then any which way is fine. My wife does not agree with this philosophy, but she doesn't get a say, because I'm the one that's at the wheel and I'm...

If your still alive you must be doin it right. Now bring me beers and red meat to help hasten me to my grave.

If only the cutty had something he could sit on and take a crap. I feel like I've seen something like that on other ships, a device for crapping in. Oh if only I could remember.