It rights itself once you get in.... (spawned like this 3 out of 3 so far, thankfully the ladder is accessible from the ground standing in the usual spot beside it)
"The flights delayed again... I know, let's play The Floor is Lava!"
"Francis McJimson is the Pro-Ear-Leaner Champ of the Stanton system, patently waiting for his next challenger while resting on his favorite wing"
alternativley: This is McJimson, the ShoulderMan! His superpower is limited to his left shoulder, but with that, he can lift anything, even an M50!
"Below is a digital painting created by an artist, probably for an upcoming game, that might to be announced to start development at next years E3. Looking at all the details, it will take at least 10 years until this becomes a reality and our computers can run it, but most likely never." (/s) (if you have a "night-light" function like in win10, turn it on for this one, the added orange makes it even more like a painting. Now I wish I had telemetry, chat, and my helmet off for this, would've made a nice wallpaper)
same an hour later at night
Scale it down to DVD size, and the quality wouldn't look out of place in a sci-fi/Marvel movie...
Went for a ride in my little dishwasher!
Managed to climb the first stairs, but couldn't get over the second set... (yes, I did ram that guard later, he just stood on top of my windshield than fell off and stood like nothing happened)
.... so I found a parking space. Perfectly theft proof, no way to drive it out!
Went for a drink afterwards, then went to bed. (actually it was before the driving bit, but that would send the wrong message. Although it would explain the parking job... Don't drink n drive!)