Alien Race Found

[Mastersan]

Hi All,

I've been doing some exploration when suddenly some aliens appeared. They had large heads and very long thin arms. So, I have immediately treated them with a beer and took some photos.
It seems that these aliens have appeared after a box of beer. This subject, however, still requires research to establish the right encounter trigger conditions. This is a very difficult topic, which requires specially formulated experimental liquid, - beer, which is highly unstable, - as soon as you open the bottle, the beer is gone. To counter this problem, I have a hypothesis - need more beer. I am intending on TESTing this hypothesis.

Cheers!

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

Ergh they look hidious. Especially the one on the left looking directly into camera!

 

[Mastersan]

Ergh they look hidious. Especially the one on the left looking directly into camera!

Yeah, real creepy!

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

Yeah, real creepy!

As discoverer what shall you name these beings?

 

[Mastersan]

As discoverer what shall you name these beings?

A good question. I think the one with the long hands - Butt-Scratcher, a Cyan-Red Buttscratcher more precisely. The real creepy one needs a proper scientific term... like ... Noobus Vulgaris maybe

 

[Thugari]

A good question. I think the one with the long hands - Butt-Scratcher, a Cyan-Red Buttscratcher more precisely. The real creepy one needs a proper scientific term... like ... Noobus Vulgaris maybe

I vote beer goggles

 

[Shadow Reaper]

I think the butt scratcher may be a previously sited race called "stormtrooper" but that has had his arms half ripped off by a wookie.

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

I think the butt scratcher may be a previously sited race called "stormtrooper" but that has had his arms half ripped off by a wookie.

Ah, like Gonzo after being tortured on the Rack in Muppets Treasure Island? There is a cure for that:

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gpmYrGJpp0

 

[Phil]

Did the beer cause hallucinations? Because I think before it died he went color blind or something those colors are atrocious! lmao

 

[DarthMunkee]

I think they might just be Belters in from hauling ice so those damn Inners can play spacer.

 

[Devil Dog Hog]

Did the beer cause hallucinations? Because I think before it died he went color blind or something those colors are atrocious! lmao

He must of gotten the camera drunk too, the focus is clearly off.

 

[Mastersan]

I think the butt scratcher may be a previously sited race called "stormtrooper" but that has had his arms half ripped off by a wookie.

I believe those were a different kind of the same species, - a black-white buttscratcher?

 

[Mastersan]

Did the beer cause hallucinations? Because I think before it died he went color blind or something those colors are atrocious! lmao

It's the result of unknown effects of beer in space, a whole topic requires it's own research.

 

[Sky Captain]

Hydration is very important! Even in space!

Cheers!

 

[Devil Dog Hog]

Hydration is very important! Even in space!

Cheers!

If they hydrate too much, how do they pee in their space suits? Is this why we dont have white snow on the website anymore?! Its a conspiracy.

 

[Mastersan]

If they hydrate too much, how do they pee in their space suits? Is this why we dont have white snow on the website anymore?! Its a conspiracy.

If they hydrate too much, or have too much snack, then there is a toilet on their ship. If it's single seater with no toilet, well, that's why they sell MaxFlex Rucksack

Otherwise, they may do an emergency landing on a planet.

Speaking of planets in light of the above. If you happen to visit MicroTech, don't eat yellow snow

 

[Devil Dog Hog]

I want the artists to add yellow snow animation now. Make it happen