I see you're internetting again, haha
I appreciated that picture for all of the right reasons.LOL, could be worse, could be raining. To take your mind off that here's a picture of Scarlett Johansson playing with herself.
As a friend who found himself in a similar position reported "Shit happens".
When you no longer want A) a wood stove or B) Your eyebrows.
LOL, at least his reaction was to drop and roll away from the fire.When you no longer want A) a wood stove or B) Your eyebrows.
My favourite is use number 1032 for a can of WD40: