DontTouchMyHoHos
Space Marshal
As you as my witness we will crash it into the sun or take down the entire game crashing it in the process so help me montoya.
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Anyone else excited about *when* not if, TEST finds a Bengal?
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Liquor_and_ores
Space Marshal
So, really, we don't have to waste any time going out actually looking for one, as alterna-reality Test will find one and send it to us! :)
...that is assuming they are not waiting for us to send them one...
CrudeSasquatch
Space Marshal
I understand that pragmatically we will want to keep this Bagel you speak so highly of... but before we keep it, can we crash it into a SUN? And when it is crashed, may I ride on it and yell and woop, and pretend I am American Badass Cowyboy? perhaps we can make hats for the occrassion? I think we can find two Bagels if we goto Tim Horton's and then we can use one for blotting out the sun and one for crashing into the sun?
I don't see the sense of keeping a super weapon if it makes the game so easy we are the best ARMY... we are, in fact, only a best squardon.
I know we have no votes, and Putin will decide, but I would like to ask Putin to say we crash it into the sun, then find another Bagel and air Superiourity with it.
Also, it's 420Am on a Thursday, why am I able to type to coherently?
I don't see the sense of keeping a super weapon if it makes the game so easy we are the best ARMY... we are, in fact, only a best squardon.
I know we have no votes, and Putin will decide, but I would like to ask Putin to say we crash it into the sun, then find another Bagel and air Superiourity with it.
Also, it's 420Am on a Thursday, why am I able to type to coherently?
If these bagels get too close to the sun, they'll get burned. And I don't care how much cream cheese you put on a burned bagel, it will still taste like crap. I propose we lightly toast our bagels and get back to exploring ways of crashing large capital ships into the sun. Focus, people! Focus!
I thought we were crashing it into sol to create maximum over-tears from the SC community?!?! BLASPHEMY!
Took the words out of my mouth. Just like @CrudeSasquatch took the beer outta my mouth. Or outta my fridge, while I slept. Damn him. Ha
Bagels, Bengals, cream cheese, beer; This is starting to sound like a party.
You seem to be the only one who wants to keep it long enough to do such a thing, what've you got in mind?
DcTrojan72
Vice Admiral
if we are unable to crash it into the sun, i say we use it to fight TGAM by crashing it into all the rocks
Barbie pink will be its colour and it shall be dubbed the TSSS Nerd Rage.
CrudeSasquatch
Space Marshal
Isn't TEST paint BEST paint? Peel proof? Like my well-weathered skin? Dried and dehydrated (Yes, I know they're the same thing) by years of over exposure and over consumption of glorious beer!