Atlas Defense Industries requires members to earn certifications to fly their own ships!

[hardroc77]

Holy crap they have a chat popup with recruiters online to assist you.

Kinda of like a cult that wants to make sure you're doing everything the "correct" way

 

[hardroc77]

Someone in ADI is named Littlebiscuit? I must kill him and gain his power.

So, you're going to compile a hit list??

 

[hardroc77]

I found the TEST Squadron Certification System!

That is so beautiful!!! I must have this framed for the wall above my monitor.

 

[hardroc77]

I have completed some spai-work.

me ask about certifications

ADI Rep: I can understand how they might sound a bit intimidating at first, but they're really not a big deal.
The way we understand things to work in the PU, is that every action taken by our members will affect our Reputation, positively or negatively.
Because of this, and a general desire for our org to be full of members that know what they're doing, we have the certification system in place

key note:

They're like the opposite of TEST.

They spelt reputation with a capital R???
do we spell ours with a capital R?

Wait, do we even have a reputation?

 

[Black Sunder]

Wait, do we even have a reputation?

Somewhere in Montoya's couch is our Reputation.

 

[hardroc77]

ADI. ADI. ADI. Angry Dolphin Intelligence? Antler Dispersion Incident? April Demands Income? Augustus Does Indeed? Automobile Danger Indiana?

Another Douce Initiative?

 

[hardroc77]

Somewhere in Montoya's couch is our Reputation.

Oh wow! I thought it was loose change and beer farts.

 

[hardroc77]

This is just messing up my mind. I need to get another ale

 

[Grimbli]

I went on their site but they have steps to join their Org. I counted 4 before I gave up. Even reading their site is too much work.

 

[hardroc77]

I went on their site but they have steps to join their Org. I counted 4 before I gave up. Even reading their site is too much work.

I hate to read. If there's no pictures, I'm out.

 

[Phil]

Right, if I want to ineptly fly my own ship, drunkenly into the Sun, I should be able to........

Hey no one said you can't, they just said you need a certificate so you don't miss the sun. lol

 

[WarrenPeace]

I'm so proud! I worked so hard for this!

 

[Xian-Luc Picard]

They also fly in formations an fly every day..

Oh, man... I just found a new way to sacrifice my ship!

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

From ADI's actual page:

TEST FILTER ACTIVATE *Puts on Beer Goggles*

"TEST is an alcohol-based* organization. Members will be required to obtain a blood alcohol content (BAC) of at least 0.030* for any and all gameplay roles in Star Citizen. This will ensure a level of elation and released inhibition amongst the organization membership. You can rest assured that your fellow organization members will be at least as drunk* as you are in their roles. Many of the required drinks* will be fairly straight forward and easy to chug, as they will consist primarily of the drinks* that you will already be enjoying. Others will require members to develop a level of bar-tending prowess, and reaching that level will require dedication and cocktail* training to achieve. TEST will provide training material on how to mix Martinis*, Woo Woos* and Sex On The Beach's* correctly, and regularly schedule pub-crawls* to allow members to grow and hone their skill set."

*Drink responsibly. T-Totalers welcome but be aware others around you may be intoxicated to various levels.

 

[EpilepticCricket]

Oh wow! I thought it was loose change and beer farts.

What's the difference?

 

[Gauna]

Another Douce Initiative?

 

[Black Sunder]

Another Douce Initiative?

Albus Dumbledore Included?
All Diseased Inside?
Ask Don't Invoke?
A Dandelion Invasion?
Astro Death Incoming?

So confused.

 

[NKato]

Maybe ADI should just go join the PACT alliance and be done with it.

That'd be like killing two birds with one stone...

 

[ThomSirveaux]

Well, I say we put out bounties on ADI members. Not to actually kill/destroy them, but pester them until they become pirates, thus violating ADI's "charter", and having them kicked out of ADI.

Then, we toss them a Starfarer full of beer and welcome them to TEST.

Additionally, we could just send over the Party Bengal and recruit, en masse.

 

[EpilepticCricket]

Maybe ADI should just go join the PACT alliance and be done with it.

That'd be like killing two birds with one stone...

Are you sure that wouldn't just make a bad bird worse?